*Official* "Baywatch: Where Are They Now?" thread

[Uncwilly]

Today is Yasmine's Birthday

[ewmayer]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Today is Yasmine's Birthday

Thanks for the reminder! In our selfish pursuit of of our lives and, um, pursuits, we almost committed the cardinal sin of forgetting this auspicious calendar date. Yes, multiple Happy-39th-birthday (how time flies) -Yasmine threads today on the IMDB show-Yasmine-the-love board.

An enraptured young fan is moved to write:

Originally Posted by Fifballer

Happy birthday. 20 years from me, and I'll be 19 in September. I love women over 20 years of me.

My sentiments exactly. (Well, except for the 19-in-September bit, alas).

I'm sure there must be a country & western song that expresses this better than I and Fifballer can ... Indeed, it seems C&W legend Ronnie McDowell (not to be confused with the Planet of the Apes dude - he was never a guest star on Baywatch anyway, not nearly tanned and buff enough) has provided us with the appropriate sentiment:

Originally Posted by RONNIE MCDOWELL from the album UNKNOWN

(CHORUS)
Older women, are beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.

(Verse)

Everybody seems to love those younger women
From eighteen on up to twenty-five
Well I love 'em too, but I'm tellin' you
Learnin' how to really love, takes a little time.

(CHORUS)

(Verse)
So baby don't you worry about growin' older
Those young girls ain't got nothin' on you
'Cause it takes some livin', to get good at givin'
And givin' love is just where you could teach them a thing or two.

(Chorus)

Snif ... getting a bit misty, I think I need a moment ... talk amongst yourselves ... here, I'll give you a topic - "Yasmine Bleeth is the greatest thing to happen to lifesaving since the invention of the ball-peen hammer." Discuss!

[bsquared]

Originally Posted by ewmayer

Snif ... getting a bit misty, I think I need a moment ... talk amongst yourselves ... here, I'll give you a topic - "Yasmine Bleeth is the greatest thing to happen to lifesaving since the invention of the ball-peen hammer." Discuss!

As is authoritatively discussed here, here, and especially here, ball-peen hammers are essential elements of a wide variety of modern medicine. Yasmine Bleeth, on the other hand, meerly routinely gives mouth to mouth resusitation while clad in approximately 0.178 square feet of stretched spandex ... on second thought ... forget the hammer!

[ewmayer]

Fellow recovering cheeseburger-munching alcoholics, take note: there is hope!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/...ple_hasselhoff

Inspirational Hoff-quote of the week to live by:

"We're all gonna deal with our issues," he said. "We're all gonna get through life and hopefully spend the rest of this glorious, blessed day on the beach."

Hopefully with the glorious, blessed Yasmine Bleeth ... inspired by the Hoff's shining example, I'd be willing to take "primary physical custody" of Yasmine anytime, I wouldn't even quibble about legal custody. It wouldn't even have to be on the beach, just pop some old Baywatch videos into the VCR, maybe a CD of "soothing beach sounds" playing in the background, tenderly dab a bit of zinc oxide ointment onto each other's noses (just like the beach Eskimos do) and snuggle the hours away.

[potonono]

Happened to watch the spongebob squarepants movie last weekend.... twice... the hoff is actually quite funny in a cheesy sort of way :)

[Uncwilly]

Today is The Hoff's Birthday

No hasselling allowed.

[ewmayer]

Hoffy 55th birthday, Happ! Your complimentary AARP Platinum card is in the mail.

I see someone has posted the obligatory "David, please pay me ... to eat your poop" birthday thread on IMDB. Now *that's* the kind of fan loyalty only money can buy.

[garo]

The one-shop-stop for all your Hoff-lovin'
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/organgri..._chart_31.html

[ewmayer]

Thanks for the excellent link, garo - gosh, what a multitalented performer the Hoff is, I'll bet somewhere Laurence Olivier is watching jealously, tearing his afterlife hair, and crying "I coulda been the Knight Rider guy! Why did they not even let me audition!? I was frickin' Hamlet, fer cryin' out loud! Just because I don't have 4-foot-long chicken legs? I could've worn mini-stilts under my jeans! But nooo......"

[sdbardwick]

The Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper David Hasselhoff

[ewmayer]

Originally Posted by sdbardwick

The Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper David Hasselhoff

Outstanding! Guess I'll have to add the little paper "beer bottle", "cheeseburger" and "slurred speech balloon" cutouts myself, but that will be fun and not terribly difficult. It would be cool if you could find cuttable sheets of magnetized rubbery material to glue the paper to - presto, instant fridge magnet fun!

Notice the "next month" advert at the bottom of the above page...they're gonna need an extra-large sheet of paper for that one, obviously.