Dumb (Jokes) Thread - Page 53

xilman · 2016-09-07, 17:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubslow

In a certain game called Cookie Clicker there is a certain upgrade called "egg" (and the quotes there are literal, the flavor text is "hey, it's "egg""). It grants +9 CPS (the meaning of "CPS" being irrelephant here).

It's not irrelevant, it's a hippopotamus.

Yes, I know, the old ones are the best.

Batalov · 2016-09-07, 17:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by chappy

Why do people in France eat only one egg for breakfast? Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.

Eggcellent!

One Spanish fish asked his Spanish fish schoolfriend, "And what does your dad do?"
The other fish says: “Nada.”

LaurV · 2016-09-08, 02:19

Hahaha, that was a very good one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batalov

“Nada.”

Don't we all? (play the bait 8 hours per day, for our youngsters...)

xilman · 2016-09-08, 08:23

French dockers rule au quai!

Motto of the French Navy: A l'eau, c,est l'heure.

And a well-loved old poem

Un petit d’un petit
S’etonne aux Halles
Un petit d’un petit
Ah ! degres te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mene
Qu’impute un petit d’un petit
Tout gai de Re

Batalov · 2016-09-08, 16:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaurV

Hahaha, that was a very good one!

Don't we all? (play the bait 8 hours per day, for our youngsters...)

I looked up Romanian meanings, and that is also an interesting road to go,
...but in Spanish it means rather simply this

xilman · 2016-09-08, 18:07

Caesar adsum jam forte
Brutus aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

And remember, folks, semper ubi sub ubi

kladner · 2016-09-08, 18:59

Quote:

semper ubi sub ubi

I haven't seen that one in a long while.

Another oldie but goody.

EdH · 2016-09-10, 13:41

man: I want to change my name.
judge: Everybody wants to change their name. What's wrong with it?
man: It's Robert Sucks!
judge: I see. All right, what would you like it to be?
man: William Sucks!

kladner · 2016-09-10, 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by kladner

I haven't seen that one in a long while.

Another oldie but goody.

Interesting: Online translation gets the joke right one word at a time. The whole phrase, or even the first two words, is translated as "cogito", or "I think".

LaurV · 2016-09-11, 16:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batalov

I looked up Romanian meanings, and that is also an interesting road to go,
...but in Spanish it means rather simply this

Well, don't need to go as far... Spanish also have it, but a bit more subtle...

xilman · 2016-09-12, 18:58

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37341801

It's a dumb joke, Jim, but not as we know it.

(Actually, I found it rather funny but I've a black sense of humour.)

2016-09-08, 18:07	#578
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 10101000011100₂ Posts	Caesar adsum jam forte Brutus aderat Caesar sic in omnibus Brutus sic in at. And remember, folks, semper ubi sub ubi Last fiddled with by xilman on 2016-09-08 at 18:08

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xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 2²×5×7²×11 Posts	French dockers rule au quai! Motto of the French Navy: A l'eau, c,est l'heure. And a well-loved old poem Un petit d’un petit S’etonne aux Halles Un petit d’un petit Ah ! degres te fallent Indolent qui ne sort cesse Indolent qui ne se mene Qu’impute un petit d’un petit Tout gai de Re

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EdH "Ed Hall" Dec 2009 Adirondack Mtns 7372₈ Posts	man: I want to change my name. judge: Everybody wants to change their name. What's wrong with it? man: It's Robert Sucks! judge: I see. All right, what would you like it to be? man: William Sucks!

2016-09-12, 18:58	#583
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 2²×5×7²×11 Posts	http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37341801 It's a dumb joke, Jim, but not as we know it. (Actually, I found it rather funny but I've a black sense of humour.)