Dumb (Jokes) Thread - Page 103

Uncwilly · 2021-07-30, 06:21

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Originally Posted by kriesel

It's a JOKES thread.

Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.

slandrum · 2021-07-30, 06:35

What do vegetarian Zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaains!

What's their favorite mode of transportation? Traaaaaaaaaains!

kruoli · 2021-07-30, 08:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.

We need a complaints reference thread!

Dr Sardonicus · 2021-07-30, 11:46

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Originally Posted by retina

Can you move faster than dark, in a light room?

Thanks to pitcher Satchel Paige of the Homestead Grays in the Negro Leagues, we have the Cool Papa Bell Legend about Cool Papa Bell being so fast he could turn out the light and get in bed before the room got dark.

EdH · 2021-07-30, 11:59

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Originally Posted by Dr Sardonicus

Thanks to pitcher Satchel Paige of the Homestead Grays in the Negro Leagues, we have the Cool Papa Bell Legend about Cool Papa Bell being so fast he could turn out the light and get in bed before the room got dark.

That's actually rather easy to accomplish. Simply cover your walls with glow-in-the-dark paint!

xilman · 2021-07-30, 14:05

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Originally Posted by EdH

That's actually rather easy to accomplish. Simply cover your walls with glow-in-the-dark paint!

+1

VBCurtis · 2021-07-30, 15:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by kruoli

We need a complaints reference thread!

Gold, sir.

chalsall · 2021-07-30, 21:57

Want to get nothing done, but /appear/ to?

Form a committee to review why other committees (and their subcommittees) didn't produce as well as yet other committees thought they would...

Sorry... That's not actually a joke. It's just been one of those days...

petrw1 · 2021-07-31, 05:12

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Originally Posted by chalsall

Want to get nothing done, but /appear/ to?

Form a committee to review why other committees (and their subcommittees) didn't produce as well as yet other committees thought they would...

Sorry... That's not actually a joke. It's just been one of those days...

30 years ago I heard this definition of a committee: A human lifeform with 12 arms, 12 legs, 6 heads but no brains.

Dobri · 2021-08-01, 10:53

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kriesel · 2021-08-01, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.

When is a statement of fact not accepted? In a jokes thread.

2021-07-30, 06:35	#1124
slandrum Jan 2021 California 2·7·11 Posts	From my 8yo What do vegetarian Zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaains! What's their favorite mode of transportation? Traaaaaaaaaains!

2021-07-30, 21:57	#1130
chalsall If I May "Chris Halsall" Sep 2002 Barbados 2×67×73 Posts	How to decrease entropy by very little while expended lots of enthalpy. Want to get nothing done, but /appear/ to? Form a committee to review why other committees (and their subcommittees) didn't produce as well as yet other committees thought they would... Sorry... That's not actually a joke. It's just been one of those days...

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