Bad Poetry Thread - Page 3

xilman · 2012-01-24, 16:43

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't even scan properly.

Batalov · 2012-01-24, 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Pierce

A guy met a girl in a shop
He eyed her $\bot \wedge \top$
$\ \ \ \ \ \forall$ of his flaws
$\ \ \ \ \ \$ A quick chat-up clause
And $\cap$ bed they did hop

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xilman · 2012-01-24, 20:34

An ant was heard to complain
That a chemist had damaged its brain.
$\ \ \ \ \ \$ The cause of its sorrow
$\ \ \ \ \ \$ Was para-dichloro
Diphenyltrichloroethane.

Flatlander · 2012-01-24, 20:53

I'm freezing cold,
My armpits smell,
Roll on summer,
Roll-on deodorant.

EdH · 2012-01-25, 04:35

Johnny was a little boy,
But Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H₂O,
Was H₂SO₄.

2012-01-24, 20:34	#25
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 10,753 Posts	An ant was heard to complain That a chemist had damaged its brain. $\ \ \ \ \ \$ The cause of its sorrow $\ \ \ \ \ \$ Was para-dichloro Diphenyltrichloroethane. Last fiddled with by xilman on 2012-01-24 at 20:40 Reason: Indent correctly, based on an idea by Serge

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2012-01-24, 16:43	#23
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 10,753 Posts	Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't even scan properly.

2012-01-24, 20:53	#26
Flatlander I quite division it "Chris" Feb 2005 England 31·67 Posts	I'm freezing cold, My armpits smell, Roll on summer, Roll-on deodorant.

2012-01-25, 04:35	#27
EdH "Ed Hall" Dec 2009 Adirondack Mtns 11×347 Posts	Johnny was a little boy, But Johnny is no more, For what he thought was H₂O, Was H₂SO₄.