What is the question?

[davar55]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: What's that green-and-white wallpaper with the intricate designs that Donald Trump has in all his houses?

A: No problem, just find some strong glue.

Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by davar55

Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.

Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?

Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.

Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.

Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.

[science_man_88]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.

Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by science_man_88

Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.

Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.

Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.

[science_man_88]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.

Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by science_man_88

Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.

Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: I should kill you for that alone.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: I should kill you for that alone.

Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business!