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Old 2015-12-08, 13:51   #67
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Q: Can you anagram: "Kids sun gashes?"

A: Spork.
Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.
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Old 2015-12-08, 14:34   #68
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Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.
Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.
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Old 2015-12-09, 01:54   #69
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Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.
Q: What is oink?

A: The sound of running water.
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Old 2015-12-09, 15:51   #70
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Q: What is oink?

A: The sound of running water.
Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud
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Old 2015-12-10, 07:00   #71
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Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud
Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.
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Old 2015-12-10, 14:30   #72
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Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.
Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.
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Old 2015-12-11, 00:23   #73
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Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.
Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.
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Old 2015-12-11, 00:33   #74
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Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.
Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.
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Old 2015-12-11, 03:52   #75
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Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.
Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: Only on floor models.

http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ
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Old 2015-12-11, 13:52   #76
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Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: Only on floor models.

http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ
Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.
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Old 2015-12-11, 16:22   #77
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Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.
Q: When dunking donuts, is it ok to treat a coffee cup like a donut and a donut like a coffee cup?

A: Because they are full of hot air.
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