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Old 2015-12-06, 16:13   #56
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Q: What did his mother say when he asked her whether 2^257-1 was prime?

A: No, Fermat !
Q: Is that for dad?

A: Only the first three times.
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Old 2015-12-07, 00:43   #57
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Q: Is that for dad?

A: Only the first three times.
Q: Did you cut off a finger when carving the turkey on Thanksgiving?

A: Fartleks
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Old 2015-12-07, 00:52   #58
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Q: Did you cut off a finger when carving the turkey on Thanksgiving?

A: Fartleks
Q: What can I combine with parkour to get the best workout?

A: A monkey, a tuba and an innocent bystander.
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Q: What can I combine with parkour to get the best workout?

A: A monkey, a tuba and an innocent bystander.
Q: Can you name (only) 3 things that fit the following criteria, and have no 2 pair be the same: 2 mammals, 2 things that can make a horrid din, and 2 things that are stationary?

A: 4971\over2 feet of rope
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Q: Can you name (only) 3 things that fit the following criteria, and have no 2 pair be the same: 2 mammals, 2 things that can make a horrid din, and 2 things that are stationary?

A: 4971\over2 feet of rope
Q. How much rope did you smoke?

A. That's what people always say in movies right before the monster Jumps Out!
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Old 2015-12-07, 01:50   #61
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Q. How much rope did you smoke?

A. That's what people always say in movies right before the monster Jumps Out!
Q: Do you think I have time to go to the toilet?

A: A few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator.
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A: A few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator.
Q:what are three things that help in chucking things up ?

A: 1,2,and 5
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Q:what are three things that help in chucking things up ?

A: 1,2,and 5
Q: What are the only three proper divisors of the number of fingers that determine the decimal number system?

A: 2, 3, 5, 7, but not 11
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Old 2015-12-07, 12:03   #64
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Q: What are the only three proper divisors of the number of fingers that determine the decimal number system?

A: 2, 3, 5, 7, but not 11
Q. Name some exponents of Mers... oh sorry, no, that's too easy. Name some numbers used as tram routes in Amsterdam including, and labelling, one that isn't.

A. Trams do, but buses don't.
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Q. Name some exponents of Mers... oh sorry, no, that's too easy. Name some numbers used as tram routes in Amsterdam including, and labelling, one that isn't.

A. Trams do, but buses don't.
Q: What forms of transportation take part in some traditional weddings before "I do" ?

A: Hugs and kisses.
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Q: What forms of transportation take part in some traditional weddings before "I do" ?

A: Hugs and kisses.
Q: Can you anagram: "Kids sun gashes?"

A: Spork.
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