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Old 2016-01-22, 15:51   #254
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Booze, blonds, and beefsteak.
Q: Name three words beginning with the letter 'b' reflecting a corresponding similarity between winning the presidency and winning the lottery as long as responsibilities are not a factor.

A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better.
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Old 2016-01-22, 17:04   #255
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A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better.
Q: May I cut in the queue to the restroom?

A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts.

Use your best Carnac hat and you can get this one.
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Old 2016-01-22, 17:43   #256
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A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts.
Q: Describe a wife, a knife and a Fife.

A: Shaken, not stirred.
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Old 2016-01-22, 18:06   #257
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A: Shaken, not stirred.
Q: Which Bond cliché could best be said to leave his apparently macho image on the rocks?

A: There's no truth in that cliché.
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Old 2016-01-23, 17:31   #258
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A: There's no truth in that cliché.
Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur?

A: No true capitalist would do that.
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Old 2016-01-25, 21:24   #259
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Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur?

A: No true capitalist would do that.
Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain?

:A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election.
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Old 2016-01-25, 21:56   #260
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Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain?

:A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election.
Q: What is Sean Hannity up to, lately?

A: Hillary Clinton
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A: Hillary Clinton
Q: Can you name the Kiwi that first summited Everest and the New York Governor responsible for the Erie Canal (2 of humankind's achievements by white men)?

A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle.
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Old 2016-01-27, 15:12   #262
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A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle.
Q: While composing the question in this thread, is it the idea to willfully alter the obvious identity of someone referred to in the posed answer?

A: Because we're all getting bored.
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Old 2016-01-27, 16:07   #263
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A: Because we're all getting bored.
Q: Why do we want to take over the world, again?

A: A man of wealth and taste.
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Old 2016-01-27, 16:16   #264
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Q: Who announced presidential aspirations during an event showcasing a brief escalator journey?
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A: A man of wealth and taste.
A: I'm counting to ten.
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