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Old 2016-01-17, 16:54   #243
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A: pro-opiomelanocortin
Q: Name a biochemical that a pharmacology student might recognize but is obscure to plebeians who've just weathered a billion dollar lottery dream and are trying to think of something funny while waiting for a propitious Tuesday news cycle and are hoping that no mooching redneck rancher occupiers steal the upcoming media spotlight.

A: Springtime for Hitler.
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Old 2016-01-17, 17:26   #244
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Q: Name a biochemical that a pharmacology student might recognize but is obscure to plebeians who've just weathered a billion dollar lottery dream and are trying to think of something funny while waiting for a propitious Tuesday news cycle and are hoping that no mooching redneck rancher occupiers steal the upcoming media spotlight.

A: Springtime for Hitler.
Q: What does it mean when it is winter for Poland and France?

A: That is why they call me Rolf!
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Old 2016-01-17, 19:48   #245
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A: That is why they call me Rolf!
Q: Who ARE you? (your musical is genius, pure genious, sure to be a success, it's so far out there that there is no way out)

A: Just read the instructions
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A: Just read the instructions
Q: Ma'am, can you please tell me exact what where the last words your husband said to you before you brained him with a frying pan?

A: That's like the Al-Jazera viewership in Texas!
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Old 2016-01-19, 12:04   #247
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Q: Ma'am, can you please tell me exact what where the last words your husband said to you before you brained him with a frying pan?

A: That's like the Al-Jazera viewership in Texas!
Q: So ballpark it for me. What is the general public demographic size for prime number
news?

A: That's why they call them warthogs.
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A: That's why they call them warthogs.
Q: Did you hear about the hedge funs that bought the company that makes Compound W? They plan on raising the price to $1000 a dose!

A: Curtis Cooper, obviously.
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A: Curtis Cooper, obviously.
Q: Name someone who is 100 years old and in the news.

A: The Mini Cooper.
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Q: Which British car embodied the transformation from a compact economical saloon car into a high-performance rally racing machine in the 1960s?

A: Pigeons.
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A: Pigeons.
Q: Which birds squabble the most.

A: 300 centimeters in 6523 seconds.
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Q: Name someone who is 100 years old and in the news.

A: The Mini Cooper.
What did you say the name of the famous NZ shoes seller was?

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Q: Which birds squabble the most.

A: 300 centimeters in 6523 seconds.
How fast can you roll that Bermuda terra cota rug?


A: Very large hands
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What did you say the name of the famous NZ shoes seller was?


How fast can you roll that Bermuda terra cota rug?


A: Very large hands
What did bar owners in California in 1850 look for in prospective bartenders?
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In the absence of scales a pinch of dust was accepted as a dollar, and you may well imagine the size of the pinch very often varied from the real standard.
Booze, blonds, and beefsteak.
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