What is the question? - Page 22

only_human · 2016-01-11, 19:56

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Originally Posted by kladner

A: Whiskey and bison jerky.

Q: I've read the list of 80 items VanillaIsis has requested. C'mon! Both mayonnaise and Miracle Whip! Frikkin' French Vanilla creamer! Is there anything we can add to make their staycation more enjoyable?

A: As you wish.

Uncwilly · 2016-01-11, 23:57

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: As you wish.

Can I get a new prime announced in early 2016?

A: No, the margin was too small.

science_man_88 · 2016-01-12, 00:07

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Can I get a new prime announced in early 2016?

A: No, the margin was too small.

Q: Did the ice cream company grossing 20% above cost of good sold survive ?

A: PiZza

only_human · 2016-01-12, 06:16

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Originally Posted by science_man_88

A: PiZza

Q: What is an minimalistic method of textually denoting a leaning tower of pizza?

A: You had me at hello, sailor.

Brian-E · 2016-01-12, 09:58

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: You had me at hello, sailor.

Q: Um... Hi, um... G-g-good d-day... Er... Sir.... Are you a friend of Dorothy?

A: No, I'm too scared.

only_human · 2016-01-12, 14:12

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Originally Posted by Brian-E

A: No, I'm too scared.

Q: On your visit to the LHC, will you press the large red button?

A: Real soon now.

Brian-E · 2016-01-14, 11:10

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: Real soon now.

Q: It's been almost 2 days. When are we finally getting the next contribution in this thread?

A: That would be like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

only_human · 2016-01-14, 19:14

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Originally Posted by Brian-E

A: That would be like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Q: I don't know if this is much of a deterrent but those Oregon moochers are heading into town on Friday to discuss possible bird sanctuary exit scenarios... anyway, I got this idea from Blazing Saddles about putting a toll gate between the sanctuary and town... What do you think?

A: The company says that they have received orders for about 60 bags of suggestively shaped gummy treats for shipment to an Oregon outback ornithological observation office; each package contains 25 treats. Glitter can be optionally included.

davar55 · 2016-01-14, 19:28

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Originally Posted by only_human

Q: I don't know if this is much of a deterrent but those Oregon moochers are heading into town on Friday to discuss possible bird sanctuary exit scenarios... anyway, I got this idea from Blazing Saddles about putting a toll gate between the sanctuary and town... What do you think?

A: The company says that they have received orders for about 60 bags of suggestively shaped gummy treats for shipment to an Oregon outback ornithological observation office; each package contains 25 treats. Glitter can be optionally included.

Q: Can you factor 1500 into two composite factors that sum to 85?

A: Roger Rabbit.

Uncwilly · 2016-01-15, 00:31

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Originally Posted by davar55

A: Roger Rabbit.

Q: What is the proper way to acknowledge a message from Private Rabbit over the wireless?

A: Don't pull that tab, if you do, it might......

science_man_88 · 2016-01-15, 00:41

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

A: Don't pull that tab, if you do, it might......

Q: what is a valid response to someone shaking a can of pop, attempting to pull a label for the pin on a live grenade in a museum, or taking all the keys off of their computers keyboard ?

A: pro-opiomelanocortin