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Old 2016-01-09, 12:59   #221
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Q: Should we have the right to exhume comedians who have been dead for at least 10 years, stick them full of animatronics and put them to work entertaining cruise ships or should we just leave them alone?

A: That's not my dog.
Q: What did the dyslexic Christian have to say about Ganesha?

A: The event occurred during the Super Bowl 50 halftime show, causing the start of the second half to be delayed by 27 minutes, with coaches, officials, and fans alike milling about in confusion, as the strange icon began flashing red and green on the scoreboard, accompanied by a continuous beeping sound that no one seemed able to silence.
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Old 2016-01-09, 19:25   #222
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Q: What did the dyslexic Christian have to say about Ganesha?

A: The event occurred during the Super Bowl 50 halftime show, causing the start of the second half to be delayed by 27 minutes, with coaches, officials, and fans alike milling about in confusion, as the strange icon began flashing red and green on the scoreboard, accompanied by a continuous beeping sound that no one seemed able to silence.
Q: What was the story line of the Times article entitled: "Super Bowl interrupted
by strange question" ?

A: The New York Times and The Daily News.
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Old 2016-01-10, 04:41   #223
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A: The New York Times and The Daily News.
Q: Where did you hear about this big lottery?

A: Whirled peas
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Old 2016-01-10, 05:38   #224
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Q: Where did you hear about this big lottery?

A: Whirled peas
Q: What have you got in the centrifuge today?

A: An old dog.
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Old 2016-01-10, 11:43   #225
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Q: What have you got in the centrifuge today?

A: An old dog.
Q: Who might not give a woof about the relationship between
uranium centrifugal enrichment and world peace?

A: Very punny.
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Old 2016-01-10, 12:07   #226
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A: Very punny.
Q: Do you find this humerus?


A: El Chapo believes in reincarceration through personal experiences but I don't think they'll send him back through the canal that he tunneled through from his berth. It would be fun to watch though.
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A: El Chapo believes in reincarceration through personal experiences but I don't think they'll send him back through the canal that he tunneled through from his berth. It would be fun to watch though.
Q: What would be the plot of "Get Shorty dos" ?

A: Tres. dos, uno.
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Old 2016-01-10, 20:40   #228
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Q: What would be the plot of "Get Shorty dos" ?

A: Tres. dos, uno.
Q: ¿Cuáles son los números enteros que hay que multiplicar para calcular el factorial de tres?

A: "Baby, don't hurt me, no more."
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Old 2016-01-11, 02:18   #229
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A: "Baby, don't hurt me, no more."
Q: What should a woman sing immediately after giving birth?

A: By magic.
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Old 2016-01-11, 03:04   #230
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A: By magic.
Q: How do unauthorized diversions of your money end up in a prestidigitator's pocket?

A: Yes it does. Thank you for holding it under my nose.
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A: Yes it does. Thank you for holding it under my nose.
Q: Does this meat smell rotten?

A: Whiskey and bison jerky.
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