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Old 2016-01-02, 23:59   #199
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A: Brandywine.
Q: Which Middle Earth river was originally known as the Baranduin?

A: A balrog.
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Old 2016-01-03, 00:29   #200
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A: A balrog.
Q: What is full name of the first Tolkien creature to get pissed off when telemarketers place calls alphabetically using a phone book?

A: A crank shaft.
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Old 2016-01-03, 00:53   #201
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A: A crank shaft.
Q: What is RDS ideal usage for an old mine?

A: Those 2 things are not the same!!
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Old 2016-01-03, 00:59   #202
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A: Those 2 things are not the same!!
Q: Shouldn't politicians and prostitutes receive equal treatment under the law for taking money to screw someone?

A: Things losers say.
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Old 2016-01-03, 14:44   #203
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Q: Shouldn't politicians and prostitutes receive equal treatment under the law for taking money to screw someone?

A: Things losers say.
Q: What will you never hear a winner say?

A: "Six dog night."
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Old 2016-01-04, 02:10   #204
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A: "Six dog night."
Q: How cold is it?

A: Pants first, then shoes.
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Old 2016-01-04, 02:32   #205
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A: Pants first, then shoes.
Q: In what order do clowns choose what to wear?

A: Fire water.
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Old 2016-01-04, 04:54   #206
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Q: In what order do clowns choose what to wear?

A: Fire water.
Q: What will Donald Trump do on the first episode of The Platonic Apprentice?

A: Black smoke and ozone in the air.
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Old 2016-01-06, 17:01   #207
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A: Black smoke and ozone in the air.
Q: Just what is the attraction of a McDonalds Drive-thru?

A: You could try piling one on top of the other.
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Old 2016-01-06, 19:55   #208
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Q: Just what is the attraction of a McDonalds Drive-thru?

A: You could try piling one on top of the other.
Q: How can I get these Iraqi prisoners to confess to things they probably didn't do?

A: Call in the K9 squad.
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Old 2016-01-07, 02:18   #209
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A: Call in the K9 squad.
Q: The K9 squad is running around the doggy park wearing camo gear and decorating trees but it's getting late and it's cold outside and the only snacks they have are birdseed for benchwarmers so should we let them run around all night or call them into a warm dogpen with two hots and a cot?

A: I stopped beating my wife last spring when her chess ranking made a sudden leap.
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