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Old 2016-01-02, 12:10   #188
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A: An unctuous emulsion.
Q: How do used car salesmen keep their hands moist?

A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.
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Old 2016-01-02, 13:32   #189
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A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.
Q: What was one doe's reply to the other doe when she said "You and I have stronger backs than all the other does" ?

A: Doh, a deer.
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Old 2016-01-02, 13:39   #190
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A: Doh, a deer.
Q:what are all the animals in family Cervidae .

A: Hey, you glueball !
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Old 2016-01-02, 13:43   #191
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Hey, you glueball !
Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.
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Old 2016-01-02, 13:46   #192
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Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.
Q: what did the crazy driver say in their driveway ?

A: Macdubhsithe
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Old 2016-01-02, 14:15   #193
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Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.
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Old 2016-01-02, 14:48   #194
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Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.
Q:What command did Macbeth say to the Siol alpin.

A: Macbeth never met him.
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A: Macbeth never met him.
Q: Will, did you know that I, the ever so humble Christopher Marlowe, met MacBeth?

A:You know I do believe in horroscopes.
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Old 2016-01-02, 17:23   #196
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A:You know I do believe in horroscopes.
Q: What is the first of many ridiculous that you say to continue the conversation while speaking to a pretty girl at a party?

A: Mind the gap.
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A: Mind the gap.
Q: Which recorded safety announcement at underground train stations also functions as a reminder to some people not to reveal too much when they smile?

A: The dentist.
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Q: Which doctor, along with the proctologist and ob/gyn, stick their fingers places they shouldn't?

A: Brandywine.
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