What is the question? - Page 16

Brian-E · 2015-12-30, 13:01

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

A: Yeti.

Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.

science_man_88 · 2015-12-30, 13:25

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Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.

Q:how much do you weigh ?

A: 2204 pounds

Uncwilly · 2015-12-30, 13:51

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Originally Posted by science_man_88

A: 2204 pounds

Q: How much money would you like to have gotten paid for a year's work in 1800?

A: What sort of question is that ?!?

only_human · 2015-12-30, 16:16

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

A: What sort of question is that ?!?

Q: What do politicians say when asked questions that they can't or won't answer?

A: Duct tape.

Uncwilly · 2015-12-30, 23:14

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: Duct tape.

Q: To what do you attribute the longevity of your marriage?

A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.

only_human · 2015-12-31, 00:47

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.

Q: What is Sex, Lies and Videotape, and no, this actually predates the Clinton Administration.

A: Natural causes

Uncwilly · 2015-12-31, 21:20

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: Natural causes

Q: So what will this life insurance pay on?

A: 2016

only_human · 2015-12-31, 21:33

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

A: 2016

Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of manmade acts of a war god?

A: Double indemnity

science_man_88 · 2015-12-31, 21:55

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Originally Posted by only_human

Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of manmade acts of a war god?

A: Double indemnity

Q:what would the opposite of double jeopardy be ?

A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.

only_human · 2015-12-31, 22:42

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Originally Posted by science_man_88

A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.

Q: What do you get when you glue a calculator to a hoverboard, do a half rotation and staple yourself to a chicken?

A: Afluenza

Uncwilly · 2015-12-31, 22:51

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Originally Posted by only_human

A: Afluenza

Q: What is the most common medical compliant of the twitterati?

A: Ceres was first!