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Old 2015-12-28, 00:48   #155
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A: As the numbers of pirates have declined, global ocean temperatures have risen.
Q: Can you show how long term trends may show correlation, without showing causation?

A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer!
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Old 2015-12-28, 18:19   #156
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A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer!
Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".
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Old 2015-12-28, 19:51   #157
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Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".
Q: Does this mean I can pay by cashman?

A: A truly capitalistic economic system.
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Old 2015-12-28, 20:05   #158
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A: A truly capitalistic economic system.
Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.
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Old 2015-12-28, 23:27   #159
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Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.
Q: What do the directions from the Pearly Gates to the Great Mansion in the Sky[SIZE="1"]TM[/SIZE] say?

A: But mother said it was OK!!!

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Old 2015-12-28, 23:48   #160
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A: But mother said it was OK!!!
Q: Did you think that affluenza was a valid reason to break probation?

A: That worm is intentionally there.
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Old 2015-12-29, 00:56   #161
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A: That worm is intentionally there.
Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.
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Old 2015-12-30, 02:27   #162
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Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.
Q: But how does the cow feel about boozing up to make a tastier steak?

A: Oh about two and a half pounds.
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Old 2015-12-30, 02:31   #163
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Q: What might a stupid person say a kilogram is ?

A: 1 cord.
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Old 2015-12-30, 02:42   #164
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A: 1 cord.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: By the seashore.
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A: By the seashore.
Q: What did the dyslexic do at the shell shop?

A: Yeti.
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