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Old 2015-12-22, 14:11   #133
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Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.
Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.
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Old 2015-12-22, 17:56   #134
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Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.
Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.
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Old 2015-12-23, 18:23   #135
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Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.
Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.
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Old 2015-12-23, 20:30   #136
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Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.
Q: Do some members change thread titles at will?

A: That skunk should have died.
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Old 2015-12-24, 01:23   #137
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A: That skunk should have died.
Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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Old 2015-12-24, 02:10   #138
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Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!
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Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!
Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.
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Old 2015-12-24, 14:26   #140
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Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.
Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.
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Old 2015-12-24, 22:51   #141
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Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.
Q: Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.
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Old 2015-12-26, 20:24   #142
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Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?
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Old 2015-12-26, 20:39   #143
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Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?
Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.
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