What is the question?

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.

Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.

Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.

Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.

[kladner]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.

Q: Do some members change thread titles at will?

A: That skunk should have died.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by kladner

A: That skunk should have died.

Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[kladner]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by kladner

Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!

Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.

Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.

Q: Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.

Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?

Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.