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Old 2015-12-19, 19:19   #122
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Q: Why do you keep missing your mouth with the fork?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.
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Old 2015-12-20, 02:48   #123
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Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.
Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.
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Old 2015-12-20, 03:14   #124
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Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.
Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I Told you not to play with That Thing.
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Old 2015-12-20, 12:35   #125
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Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I Told you not to play with That Thing.
Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".
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Old 2015-12-20, 13:43   #126
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Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".
Q: After ignorantly and blithely choosing to bomb Agrabah, what should we do to make it all better?

A: Terrible! And at these prices!
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Old 2015-12-20, 17:14   #127
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Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day !
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Old 2015-12-21, 00:09   #128
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Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day !
Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.
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Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.
Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.
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Old 2015-12-21, 07:59   #130
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Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.
Q: Why do I never get Monty Python references?

A: British humour versus American humor.
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Old 2015-12-21, 08:01   #131
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Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.
Q: Why is envy unenviable?

A: Virtue.
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A: Virtue.
Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.
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