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Old 2015-12-18, 04:21   #100
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Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business!
Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.
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Old 2015-12-18, 07:27   #101
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Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.
Q: Who knew that having a special purpose could be so much fun?

A: Only in your dreams.
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Old 2015-12-18, 07:32   #102
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A: Only in your dreams.
Q: Will finding a new Mersenne Prime make me famous?

A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you idiot.
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Old 2015-12-18, 08:06   #103
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A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you [fat, bloated] EediOt.
fixed that for you.

Q: Ren, do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy!
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Old 2015-12-18, 16:41   #104
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fixed that for you.

Q: Ren, do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy!
Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.
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Old 2015-12-18, 22:08   #105
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Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.
Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.
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Old 2015-12-19, 00:41   #106
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Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.
Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.
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Old 2015-12-19, 01:59   #107
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Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.
Q: What regional dysmorphism makes motorcycle riding difficult?

A: That's what she said.
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Old 2015-12-19, 05:19   #108
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A: That's what she said.
Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.
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Old 2015-12-19, 05:26   #109
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Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.
Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.
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Old 2015-12-19, 05:32   #110
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Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.
Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.
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