What is the question?

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business!

Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.

Q: Who knew that having a special purpose could be so much fun?

A: Only in your dreams.

[retina]

Originally Posted by only_human

A: Only in your dreams.

Q: Will finding a new Mersenne Prime make me famous?

A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you idiot.

[kladner]

A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you [fat, bloated] EediOt.

fixed that for you.

Q: Ren, do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy!

[only_human]

Originally Posted by kladner

fixed that for you.

Q: Ren, do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy!

Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.

[Brian-E]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.

Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.

Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.

Q: What regional dysmorphism makes motorcycle riding difficult?

A: That's what she said.

[retina]

Originally Posted by only_human

A: That's what she said.

Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.

[only_human]

Originally Posted by retina

Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.

Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.

[kladner]

Originally Posted by only_human

Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.

Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.