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[Xyzzy]

This happened before the long ride. Not bad for a little more than three months!

[Xyzzy]

Our Fuelly account: FLTRXS

[Mark Rose]

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

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"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinney retched a cordage offer groin-murder, picked inner widow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet an at a rope. Den knee poled honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker dough belle. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull, "Wood bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, doling," whiskered disk ratchet woof, wetter wicket small.

"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomolous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff," insert a woof, ants mouse worse waddling.

"O Grammar, water bag mousy gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut gulls lest warts. Oil offer sodden, thoroughing offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk curl and bloat-thursday woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers

[Xyzzy]

Originally Posted by Mark Rose

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

You win.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by Xyzzy

You win.

I knew a fellow that was named U Nguyen. I would see him at work every few weeks and would have to control my internal laughter.

[Xyzzy]

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/9KWrH

[MooMoo2]

I'm running a 100m race in about two hours. Live results:
http://www.apu.edu/athletics/live/tr...eld-bryanclay/

Some competitors:
Ashton Eaton (2012 Olympic Decathlon champ and world record holder)
José Carlos Moreira (ran the 100m and the 4x100 relay in the 2008 Olympics. Finished 4th in the 4x100)
Jamol James (Ran one of the legs in the 4x100 relay in the '12 Games. Competes for Arizona State University and has the second fastest 100 time -10.15 seconds- in school history.)

My qualifications:
First grade - Couldn't run more than a few steps without tripping over my own feet. Was separated from everyone else and put in a remedial physical education program.
Third grade - Passed the remedial physical education program. Tried out for school track team. Failed to qualify for team in any event.
Fourth grade - Finally was allowed to practice with track team. Finished dead last by almost a third of the distance in the only track meet I was allowed to enter.
Fifth grade - Was diagnosed with pectus excavatum (sunken chest). Doctors said it would restrict my heart and lungs. Was not allowed to participate in competitive sports.
Eighth grade - No improvement in pectus excavatum, but competitive activity restriction was lifted. Tried out again for track team. Qualified for team and actually won a race. Got injured a week before the next race and had to sit out the rest of the season.
High school, freshman and sophomore years - Qualified for the track team, which had a "no cuts" policy for everyone who showed up and put in the effort. Times were slower than some of the girls.
High school, junior and senior years - Finally ran faster times than the girls. Got a spot on the 4x400 relay team and won an 800 meter race by 70 meters. Had a pretty serious flu/cold before the races that would have qualified me for the state championships. Failed to recover on time.
College - Tried to join the college track team. Got injured again and failed. A full course load, internships, and work study prevented another serious attempt at making the team.
Post-college - Squeezed in some training time after work and on weekends. Somehow managed to equal my high school 400 meter time (55").

I'm the f***** underdog here. But if the last two decades have taught me anything, it's to never give up or underestimate the potential for improvement.

[Xyzzy]

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/...-other-dryers/

[kladner]

Originally Posted by Xyzzy

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/...-other-dryers/

I never liked the kind with the slot. Far too easy to brush the edges.

[Xyzzy]

http://i.imgur.com/ldPDMNA.gif

[Xyzzy]

http://cs.williams.edu/~freund/cs136...erHexapawn.pdf