Arthritic Insults Contest - Page 6

chalsall · 2014-04-11, 20:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.D. Silverman

hit enter twice????

You are easier to play than a fiddle.

xilman · 2014-04-11, 22:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.D. Silverman

I stuck up for you the other day!

Someone told me that you like to blow dead goats.

I told that person that they were wrong!!!

I saw them moving.

Nice!

xilman · 2014-04-11, 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalsall

You are easier to play than a fiddle.

You won't shout as I fiddle about. Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle ...

TheMawn · 2014-04-12, 00:57

You's so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom instead of slapping you.

Uncwilly · 2014-04-12, 01:03

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Originally Posted by TheMawn

You's so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom instead of slapping you.

Well your so ugly that your father slapped the doctor.

cheesehead · 2014-04-12, 19:33

Q: Was "Altruistic" in the original title of this thread, or is it just being neglected?

Mini-Geek · 2014-04-12, 20:38

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Originally Posted by cheesehead

Q: Was "Altruistic" in the original title of this thread, or is it just being neglected?

The title's first word went from "Artistic" to "Autistic" to "Altruistic".

ewmayer · 2014-04-12, 21:04

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Originally Posted by Mini-Geek

The title's first word went from "Artistic" to "Autistic" to "Altruistic".

UK readers are still wondering in what way the first 2 of those differ ... "you must be so proud of your son, 'e's so a['r' bizarrely mispronounced like a 'u' following an 'a']tistically inclined..."

Being trapped on a small island does funny things to you ... "'Is you talkin' to yer footba again, Pete?" Poor Pete, 'e never recovered from Cheltenham's devastating late-goal loss to Middleoftheupperlowerpartsextonbury.

chalsall · 2014-04-12, 22:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by ewmayer

UK readers are still wondering in what way the first 2 of those differ ...

Some US readers may still be wondering how any of the first three variants differ in meaning.

Most understand the fourth, however, because they're constantly told they need to buy the drugs advertised to alleviate the symptoms ("Warning: May cause anal leakage. In rare cases death has been observed. Consult your doctor.").

science_man_88 · 2014-04-14, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalsall

Some US readers may still be wondering how any of the first three variants differ in meaning.

Most understand the fourth, however, because they're constantly told they need to buy the drugs advertised to alleviate the symptoms ("Warning: May cause anal leakage. In rare cases death has been observed. Consult your doctor.").

Really I couldn't until I looked it up because it's spelled wrong. I'm in school to try to go into pharmacy as well.

xilman · 2014-04-14, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by science_man_88

Really I couldn't until I looked it up because it's spelled wrong. I'm in school to try to go into pharmacy as well.

Correct. Some of these supermods couldn't spell "wrong" (or "arthritic" for that matter) if it was correctly tattooed on one of their hands.

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