Happy Me Thread

[Batalov]

While taking a stroll, Maxim Gorky was hit by a bird dropping (he wore a hat, though, I believe).
He is said to have shrugged and philosophically remarked "It's a good thing that cows don't fly."

[petrw1]

Top 5 GPU72 DCTF
500,000 Lifetime GhzDays (thanks in a big part to 2 GPUs)

[Chuck]

I just found two factors in a row (consecutive worktodo entries) — I don't think that has happened to me before.

M78988127 has a factor: 8174475999122041702663 [TF:72:73*:mfaktc 0.21 barrett76_mul32_gs]
found 1 factor for M78988127 from 2^72 to 2^73 (partially tested) [mfaktc 0.21 barrett76_mul32_gs]
M78987889 has a factor: 2539871083793969704577 [TF:71:72*:mfaktc 0.21 barrett76_mul32_gs]
found 1 factor for M78987889 from 2^71 to 2^72 (partially tested) [mfaktc 0.21 barrett76_mul32_gs]

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by xilman

As it is she has to roost outside, admittedly in a well-insulated chicken house. Tonight, being unusually cold, she was given a hot water-bottle to keep her company.

This evening Linda and I came back from the drive-in to find the two little chicks shivering together on the concrete stairs again.

We had gone to see "The Revenant". If you haven't seen it, don't bother. It's even slower than "2001: A Space Odyssey", but much less interesting. And (spoiler alert) just about everyone dies at the end...

But Linda had a great idea about the chicks... She produced a hard plastic cat carrying case within which we placed the chicks, some food and water, some new blankets which didn't smell of cats upon which they could sleep, and some thermal packs.

The chicks ate and drank (and then shat) within the confined space, and then went to sleep almost immediately while entirely safe....

[Dubslow]

First good snow of the season is (finally) happening now

[chalsall]

So, Linda bought an oven (at great expense) here in Bim, but it wouldn't be warranted unless the sellers installed it.

The stupid idiots who installed it didn't realize that this was a European oven, and thus wired one live wire from the feed to the ground wire of the oven, and then wired another live wire to another wire.

Here's a hint... When trying to make ~220V from ~110V, you don't connect the appliance's ground to a hot.

You instead connect the appliances' hot and neutral to the two presented phases. And you KEEP THE FUCKING GROUND AT GROUND.

Sorry for yelling, and swearing.

But this could have caused loss of life. Thank goodness I was the first to take the unexpected 110V short to earth.

[science_man_88]

Originally Posted by chalsall

So, Linda bought an oven (at great expense) here in Bim, but it wouldn't be warranted unless the sellers installed it.

The stupid idiots who installed it didn't realize that this was a European oven, and thus wired one live wire from the feed to the ground wire of the oven, and then wired another live wire to another wire.

Here's a hint... When trying to make ~220V from ~110V, you don't connect the appliance's ground to a hot.

You instead connect the appliances' hot and neutral to the two presented phases. And you KEEP THE FUCKING GROUND AT GROUND.

Sorry for yelling, and swearing.

But this could have caused loss of life. Thank goodness I was the first to take the unexpected 110V short to earth.

so you're happy because you took the voltage ? or were you looking for the unhappy me thread ?

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by science_man_88

so you're happy because you took the voltage ? or were you looking for the unhappy me thread ?

I was happy because I took the voltage, rather than someone who I cared about, doing this test.

I know to use my right hand, and my right foot, to do such tests.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by chalsall

Here's a hint... When trying to make ~220V from ~110V, you don't connect the appliance's ground to a hot.

Went to replace some outlets with tamper resistant GFI outlets yesterday (not at home.) Killed the circuit (used a radio to check while at the panel.) Decide to check with a meter before pulling out the screwdriver. Checked the first outlet, 0V between ground & hot, hot & neutral, and neutral & ground. Opened things up and checked the terminals on the sides of the outlet, all dead. But the outlet was not screwed to a ground wire. Decide to check the outlet on the opposite side of the wall. Looks like the ground is floating at 13VAC. Checked the third outlet, same thing. Swell. Not going to monkey around with it while I am the only person in the building. Have taken a leaky 110V circuit from my head to feet before. Really don't want to get zapped again.

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Really don't want to get zapped again.

My advise is you never want to work with electricity alone. You might die, if you don't know what you are doing.

On the other hand, electricity is really fun to work with....

[Mark Rose]

Originally Posted by chalsall

My advise is you never want to work with electricity alone. You might die, if you don't know what you are doing.

On the other hand, electricity is really fun to work with....

+1

120 volt is relatively safe. I've been zapped numerous times. I don't touch anything higher.