Corrupt amuse-bouche!

[CRGreathouse]

Originally Posted by kladner

I wish the nukular reactor also took G. W. Bush with it, preferably before the presidency of the US was stolen for him.

Tragically, the kracker reactor disaster takes out half the country, including kladner and the former president. Nuclear techs argue about how it happened for decades to come.

I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by CRGreathouse

I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian.

Wish granted! You are sent off to a gulag. You pick up Russian in no time (in all of that new 'free time').


I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.

Wish granted.

You are now a woman....

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.

Originally Posted by chalsall

Wish granted.

You are now a woman....

If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish.

[chalsall]

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish.

Whoops... Sorry... Forgot that rule!

I wish that I was less forgetful.

[retina]

Originally Posted by chalsall

I wish that I was less forgetful.

Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.

I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question.

[GP2]

Originally Posted by retina

Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.

I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question.

Wish granted. The set of your minions has cardinality zero.

I'd like a cup of coffee.

[Uncwilly]

Originally Posted by GP2

I'd like a cup of coffee.

Wish granted: 8oz of 200 degree coffee has been applied to your groin.

I wish all of the election talk would end already.