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2008-11-30, 19:19
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Christmas Jokes Thread
Christmas is fast approaching, so I decided to have a jokes thread specially dedicated to Christmas-related jokes.
Good idea or bad idea? Mods: If "good idea" becomes the prevailing opinion, would you be kind enough as to delete non-Christmas related jokes and close this thread from 6th Jan onwards? I know someone is going to mention that for the Eastern Orthodox Church, Christmas is on 6th January, but frankly I don't want to worry about that. To start with a classic: Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe hoe hoe! |
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2008-11-30, 21:35
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"Mark"
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I've used this as a sig in the past. It led to a rather nasty e-mail from a born again Christian.
"But God really exists" said the old man and my faith was restored for I knew that Santa would never lie. |
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2008-11-30, 21:35
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Bamboozled!
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May 2003
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Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down a chimney. |
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2008-12-01, 15:24
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So is this thread a success?
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2008-12-01, 20:33
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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Curry's paradox: If this sentence is true, Santa exists.
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2008-12-02, 04:40
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"Lucan"
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England
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2008-12-02, 12:50
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2008-12-02, 14:16
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"Lucan"
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England
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Hoe having become a derogatory term for a woman in some circles.
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2008-12-02, 17:57
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That was completely unintended. The word "hoe" is meant to have its usual meaning.
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2008-12-04, 01:18
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Ann Arbor, MI
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2008-12-04, 10:12
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Santa is sexist - he never lets his wife do his job.
Posts: 211. Last fiddled with by 10metreh on 2008-12-04 at 10:12 |
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