Curtis Cooper Facts - Chuck Norris style! - Page 3

chappy · 2013-01-26, 04:42

93. Curtis Cooper runs Prime 95 on his etch-a-sketch, and discovers M48!

firejuggler · 2013-01-26, 16:45

94. Curtis Cooper Find that M48 & M49 are in fact, smaller than M42 (stated before M48 was publicaly know)

bcp19 · 2013-01-28, 16:53

95. Curtis Cooper figures out how to run P95 in a cloud and discovers M49-M55 in a week,

Ralf Recker · 2013-01-28, 17:03

96. The TLD in Bluffdale is in reality just a small extension to Curtis Coopers farm.

Uncwilly · 2013-01-28, 23:59

97. Curtis Cooper knows what mice really are.

Flatlander · 2013-02-01, 16:22

"After he found that third one, he just cracked."

only_human · 2013-02-03, 05:34

98. Curtis Cooper disabled the prime detected audible notifications because the beeps kept making him get out of his chair to check the microwave oven.

Uncwilly · 2013-02-03, 06:18

99. Anytime Curtis Cooper needs more wallpaper for his office, he just finds a new prime.

100. All margins are too small for Curtis Cooper's theorems, even blanks sheets of 4A0 paper.

Flatlander · 2013-02-03, 12:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by only_human

98. Curtis Cooper disabled the prime detected audible notifications because the beeps kept making him get out of his chair to check the microwave oven.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

99. Anytime Curtis Cooper needs more wallpaper for his office, he just finds a new prime.

100. All margins are too small for Curtis Cooper's theorems, even blanks sheets of 4A0 paper.

NBtarheel_33 · 2013-02-04, 07:15

101. Several times it has been feared that there has been an earthquake on the New Madrid fault line, but each time it has been confirmed that it was merely Curtis Cooper setting down binders containing complete printouts of all of the digits of Mersenne primes.

102. Curtis Cooper's computers have no "shut down" power option. When Curtis Cooper boots up a computer, it *stays* booted up.

103. In his famous proof of the infinitude of primes, Euclid formed the product of all primes and added 1. If you compute the product of all Mersenne primes and add 1, the result is Curtis Cooper's middle name.

104. Curtis Cooper's computers have cooling systems so powerful that icicles form on their heatsinks. He saves the icicles for use in drinks at an upcoming Mersenne prime discovery party.

105. Most people keep pictures of their spouses and children in their wallets. Curtis Cooper keeps a picture of the Prime95 icon, a picture of George Woltman, and two cards bearing "2^25964951-1" and "2^30102457-1". His emergency contact is listed as www.mersenne.org.

petrw1 · 2013-02-04, 15:25

106. Chuck Norris has a Curtis Cooper lunch box and sleeps in Curtis Cooper pyjamas.

2013-01-26, 16:45	#24
firejuggler Apr 2010 Over the rainbow 2³×5²×13 Posts	94. Curtis Cooper Find that M48 & M49 are in fact, smaller than M42 (stated before M48 was publicaly know) Last fiddled with by firejuggler on 2013-01-26 at 16:49

2013-01-28, 17:03	#26
Ralf Recker Oct 2010 191 Posts	96. The TLD in Bluffdale is in reality just a small extension to Curtis Coopers farm. Last fiddled with by Ralf Recker on 2013-01-28 at 17:05 Reason: TLD = tiny little datacenter / 65MW is not much in his eyes ;-)

2013-02-01, 16:22	#28
Flatlander I quite division it "Chris" Feb 2005 England 31×67 Posts	In Shock News ... "After he found that third one, he just cracked." Attached Thumbnails

2013-02-03, 05:34	#29
only_human "Gang aft agley" Sep 2002 EAA₁₆ Posts	98. Curtis Cooper disabled the prime detected audible notifications because the beeps kept making him get out of his chair to check the microwave oven. Last fiddled with by only_human on 2013-02-03 at 05:39

2013-02-03, 06:18	#30
Uncwilly 6809 > 6502 """"""""""""""""""" Aug 2003 101×103 Posts 2³·1,223 Posts	99. Anytime Curtis Cooper needs more wallpaper for his office, he just finds a new prime. 100. All margins are too small for Curtis Cooper's theorems, even blanks sheets of 4A0 paper. Last fiddled with by Uncwilly on 2013-02-03 at 06:27

2013-01-26, 04:42	#23
chappy "Jeff" Feb 2012 St. Louis, Missouri, USA 13×89 Posts	93. Curtis Cooper runs Prime 95 on his etch-a-sketch, and discovers M48!

2013-01-28, 16:53	#25
bcp19 Oct 2011 1247₈ Posts	95. Curtis Cooper figures out how to run P95 in a cloud and discovers M49-M55 in a week,

2013-01-28, 23:59	#27
Uncwilly 6809 > 6502 """"""""""""""""""" Aug 2003 101×103 Posts 2638₁₆ Posts	97. Curtis Cooper knows what mice really are.

2013-02-04, 07:15	#32
NBtarheel_33 "Nathan" Jul 2008 Maryland, USA 1115₁₀ Posts	101. Several times it has been feared that there has been an earthquake on the New Madrid fault line, but each time it has been confirmed that it was merely Curtis Cooper setting down binders containing complete printouts of all of the digits of Mersenne primes. 102. Curtis Cooper's computers have no "shut down" power option. When Curtis Cooper boots up a computer, it stays booted up. 103. In his famous proof of the infinitude of primes, Euclid formed the product of all primes and added 1. If you compute the product of all Mersenne primes and add 1, the result is Curtis Cooper's middle name. 104. Curtis Cooper's computers have cooling systems so powerful that icicles form on their heatsinks. He saves the icicles for use in drinks at an upcoming Mersenne prime discovery party. 105. Most people keep pictures of their spouses and children in their wallets. Curtis Cooper keeps a picture of the Prime95 icon, a picture of George Woltman, and two cards bearing "2^25964951-1" and "2^30102457-1". His emergency contact is listed as www.mersenne.org.

2013-02-04, 15:25	#33
petrw1 1976 Toyota Corona years forever! "Wayne" Nov 2006 Saskatchewan, Canada 2²×7×167 Posts	106. Chuck Norris has a Curtis Cooper lunch box and sleeps in Curtis Cooper pyjamas.

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