Curtis Cooper Facts - Chuck Norris style! - Page 2

Merfighters · 2011-07-24, 07:02

From number 10 and 47, we can find out that Curtis Cooper's proof for Riemann Hypothesis is P, where P is one of the roots of x^4-death=0.

80. Curtis Cooper's computer can compute Busy Beaver numbers (even with oracles!)

ixfd64 · 2012-07-16, 07:03

81. Curtis Cooper can run Crysis at maximum settings. On a TRS-80.

82. A GTX 690 yields more GHz-days than a GTX 590 when it's used by Curtis Cooper.

83. Curtis Cooper once built a Turing machine using Legos as a middle school science fair project.

84. Curtis Cooper records his daily jogging distance in rack units.

85. When Tapio Rajala found the first known factor of F14, Curtis Cooper had to change the entry PIN to his office again.

An update to #36:

Curtis Cooper knows every digit of Mills' constant, pi, e and the square root of 2.

Dubslow · 2012-07-16, 07:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixfd64

82. A GTX 690 yields more GHz-days than a GTX 590 when it's used by Curtis Cooper.

LOL

I (we all) wish

davieddy · 2012-07-16, 19:10

AFAIK "curtisc" just sets a considerable number of CPUs
under his juritisdiction to do a mammoth (and successful)
amount of LL work.

I don't think we should say anything to discourage it.

D

LaurV · 2012-07-17, 17:49

Be at ease. He knows about this thread and he likes it. You may not believe, but some people DO have the sense of humor. Of course, this is not an invitation to cross the line an post stupid things here. Everybody loves good humor, but not everybody sees the offensive stuff in the same way.

only_human · 2012-07-17, 23:19

86. A Hilbert Hotel was booked solid by Curtis Cooper spending the night.
He regularly bathes with a Menger Sponge that he constructed as a home crafts project and he puts his pants on a prime number of legs at a time.

ixfd64 · 2012-09-26, 01:45

87. The set of all prime numbers found by Curtis Cooper is uncountable.

88. Curtis Cooper has created a prime-generating function. It grows faster than the busy beaver function for all ~~sufficiently large~~ inputs.

c10ck3r · 2012-09-26, 02:32

89. Curtis Cooper is now powering all his computers with solar energy. He has high-efficiency power lines connected directly to the sun to keep up with demand.

kladner · 2012-09-27, 14:24

90. Curtis Cooper's backup generator, should the solar power lines go down, is a captive mini black hole which can be fed minute bits of matter. It has not been revealed how and where this little monster is kept, nor how the resulting energy flashes are captured.

Flatlander · 2012-10-03, 18:07

91. The Big Bang was just one of Curtis Cooper's PSUs failing. Stephen Hawking won a year's subscription to Hello magazine for proving this.

ixfd64 · 2012-11-20, 02:45

92. Curtis Cooper obtains assignments and submits results so fast that his ISP had to build an Internet exchange point just for him.

2012-07-16, 07:03	#13
ixfd64 Bemusing Prompter "Danny" Dec 2002 California 2390₁₀ Posts	81. Curtis Cooper can run Crysis at maximum settings. On a TRS-80. 82. A GTX 690 yields more GHz-days than a GTX 590 when it's used by Curtis Cooper. 83. Curtis Cooper once built a Turing machine using Legos as a middle school science fair project. 84. Curtis Cooper records his daily jogging distance in rack units. 85. When Tapio Rajala found the first known factor of F14, Curtis Cooper had to change the entry PIN to his office again. An update to #36: Curtis Cooper knows every digit of Mills' constant, pi, e and the square root of 2. Last fiddled with by ixfd64 on 2012-07-16 at 07:04

2012-07-17, 23:19	#17
only_human "Gang aft agley" Sep 2002 2·1,877 Posts	86. A Hilbert Hotel was booked solid by Curtis Cooper spending the night. He regularly bathes with a Menger Sponge that he constructed as a home crafts project and he puts his pants on a prime number of legs at a time. Last fiddled with by only_human on 2012-07-17 at 23:20

2012-09-26, 01:45	#18
ixfd64 Bemusing Prompter "Danny" Dec 2002 California 2390₁₀ Posts	87. The set of all prime numbers found by Curtis Cooper is uncountable. 88. Curtis Cooper has created a prime-generating function. It grows faster than the busy beaver function for all ~~sufficiently large~~ inputs. Last fiddled with by ixfd64 on 2012-09-26 at 01:50

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Merfighters Mar 2010 On front of my laptop 1110111₂ Posts	From number 10 and 47, we can find out that Curtis Cooper's proof for Riemann Hypothesis is P, where P is one of the roots of x^4-death=0. 80. Curtis Cooper's computer can compute Busy Beaver numbers (even with oracles!)

2012-07-16, 19:10	#15
davieddy "Lucan" Dec 2006 England 2·3·13·83 Posts	AFAIK "curtisc" just sets a considerable number of CPUs under his juritisdiction to do a mammoth (and successful) amount of LL work. I don't think we should say anything to discourage it. D

2012-07-17, 17:49	#16
LaurV Romulan Interpreter Jun 2011 Thailand 9611₁₀ Posts	Be at ease. He knows about this thread and he likes it. You may not believe, but some people DO have the sense of humor. Of course, this is not an invitation to cross the line an post stupid things here. Everybody loves good humor, but not everybody sees the offensive stuff in the same way.

2012-09-26, 02:32	#19
c10ck3r Aug 2010 Kansas 223₁₆ Posts	89. Curtis Cooper is now powering all his computers with solar energy. He has high-efficiency power lines connected directly to the sun to keep up with demand.

2012-09-27, 14:24	#20
kladner "Kieren" Jul 2011 In My Own Galaxy! 2×3×1,693 Posts	90. Curtis Cooper's backup generator, should the solar power lines go down, is a captive mini black hole which can be fed minute bits of matter. It has not been revealed how and where this little monster is kept, nor how the resulting energy flashes are captured.

2012-10-03, 18:07	#21
Flatlander I quite division it "Chris" Feb 2005 England 31×67 Posts	91. The Big Bang was just one of Curtis Cooper's PSUs failing. Stephen Hawking won a year's subscription to Hello magazine for proving this.

2012-11-20, 02:45	#22
ixfd64 Bemusing Prompter "Danny" Dec 2002 California 2·5·239 Posts	92. Curtis Cooper obtains assignments and submits results so fast that his ISP had to build an Internet exchange point just for him.