New forum assistant.

Xyzzy · 2008-03-18, 15:14

We have aquired a new assistant here at mersenneforum.org headquarters. We're not yet sure what task this assistant will do, but the Gerbil has suddenly become a lot more productive.

The card in the picture is 3" x 5" and the snake is 140g. It is a common snake that is native to North Carolina called a Corn Snake. It should be heavier than 140g at that length but that is easily taken care of with proper feeding and thermal management.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Snake

mdettweiler · 2008-03-18, 15:40

I guess that would scare any gerbil!

Wacky · 2008-03-18, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Xyzzy

the Gerbil has suddenly become a lot more productive

Probably a direct result of (job?) insecurity.

Certainly "food for thought" that your "highest and best use" might be simply "food"

Brian-E · 2008-03-18, 18:50

Congratulations!

I guess the gerbil will be quite safe for now because the snake will need help with the new responsibilities. No sensible forum assistant is going to eat its mentor.

Uncwilly · 2008-03-18, 21:45

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Originally Posted by Xyzzy

The card in the picture is 3" x 5" and the snake is 140g.

Please stick to a single units system, otherwise everyone gets messed up. The card is an A7.

ewmayer · 2008-03-18, 22:14

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Please stick to a single units system, otherwise everyone gets messed up. The card is an A7.

No, the card is indeed 3" x 5" - but the snake is 5oz. [Yet too small to seriously threaten the Gerbil, but shhh - don't tell the Gerbil that, if it knew it would immediately start slacking off again.]

Xyzzy · 2008-03-19, 02:10

A few more pictures.

Xyzzy · 2008-03-19, 02:10

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Brian-E · 2008-03-19, 12:52

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Originally Posted by Xyzzy

A few more pictures.

Isn't "Birds of Prey" rather frightening reading material for the new assistant?

ewmayer · 2008-03-19, 15:56

LOL, love the image-file name on the last picture of el Gerbo nervoso.

akruppa · 2008-03-20, 15:51

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Originally Posted by Xyzzy

We're not yet sure what task this assistant will do

Expert opinion on snake oil over at the Math and Factoring forums?

Alex

2008-03-18, 15:14	#1
Xyzzy "Mike" Aug 2002 5·17·97 Posts	New forum assistant. We have aquired a new assistant here at mersenneforum.org headquarters. We're not yet sure what task this assistant will do, but the Gerbil has suddenly become a lot more productive. The card in the picture is 3" x 5" and the snake is 140g. It is a common snake that is native to North Carolina called a Corn Snake. It should be heavier than 140g at that length but that is easily taken care of with proper feeding and thermal management. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Snake Attached Thumbnails

2008-03-19, 02:10	#7
Xyzzy "Mike" Aug 2002 5·17·97 Posts	A few more pictures. Attached Thumbnails

2008-03-19, 02:10	#8
Xyzzy "Mike" Aug 2002 5·17·97 Posts	. Attached Thumbnails

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2008-03-18, 15:40	#2
mdettweiler A Sunny Moo Aug 2007 USA (GMT-5) 1100001101001₂ Posts	I guess that would scare any gerbil!

2008-03-18, 18:50	#4
Brian-E "Brian" Jul 2007 The Netherlands 110011000101₂ Posts	Congratulations! I guess the gerbil will be quite safe for now because the snake will need help with the new responsibilities. No sensible forum assistant is going to eat its mentor.

2008-03-19, 15:56	#10
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 19×613 Posts	LOL, love the image-file name on the last picture of el Gerbo nervoso.