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Old 2013-05-21, 19:35   #1
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If a Visigoth camouflages himself, does that make him an Invisigoth?
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Old 2013-05-21, 19:58   #2
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Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: A bigot.
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Old 2013-05-21, 21:22   #3
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Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: A bigot.
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I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that.
-Tom Lehrer, "National Brotherhood Week"

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Old 2013-05-21, 23:29   #4
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"If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's light anyway, whereas the moon shines at night."

~ Koz'ma Prutkov

Koz'ma Prutkov was the Deep Thinker.
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Old 2013-05-21, 23:47   #5
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And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
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Old 2013-05-21, 23:53   #6
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And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
Almost always.
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Old 2013-05-21, 23:55   #7
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Almost always.
Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.
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Old 2013-05-22, 00:00   #8
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Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.
Almost always.

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Old 2013-05-22, 00:29   #9
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The 1993 internet called and wants to get busy.
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Old 2013-05-22, 01:52   #10
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.
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Old 2013-05-22, 05:47   #11
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Half the people you know are below average.
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