Best church sign?

Xyzzy · 2011-02-07, 04:15

Is anybody up to the task?

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

A fun sequence:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp

Zeta-Flux · 2011-02-07, 04:22

While a graduate student at Berkeley, there was a church we would pass on the way to our church. Its name: All Souls Parrish.

retina · 2011-02-07, 04:43

Getting this one out since it is obvious

davieddy · 2011-02-07, 05:18

but Maradonna scores on the rebound.

retina · 2011-02-13, 16:11

jasonp · 2011-02-13, 16:54

There is a town a short drive away in a 'dry county', i.e. where alcohol is not sold. I remember seeing a sign in front of one of the local churches that said (I swear, to reprise Dave Barry, that I am not making this up):

"The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver"

This to me is an incitement to cannibalism. Though I admit mine may be the minority opinion.

retina · 2011-02-13, 17:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonp

"The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver"

Except, of course, for Jesus's liver. What with all that wine he was always drinking.

A bit of liver with fava beans, goes will together.

2011-02-07, 04:15	#1
Xyzzy "Mike" Aug 2002 5·7·227 Posts	Best church sign? Is anybody up to the task? http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/ A fun sequence: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp

2011-02-07, 04:43	#3
retina Undefined "The unspeakable one" Jun 2006 My evil lair 1011101110100₂ Posts	Getting this one out since it is obvious Attached Thumbnails

2011-02-07, 05:18	#4
davieddy "Lucan" Dec 2006 England 2·3·13·83 Posts	Jesus saves... but Maradonna scores on the rebound.

2011-02-13, 16:11	#5
retina Undefined "The unspeakable one" Jun 2006 My evil lair 1011101110100₂ Posts	Attached Thumbnails

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2011-02-07, 04:22	#2
Zeta-Flux May 2003 7·13·17 Posts	While a graduate student at Berkeley, there was a church we would pass on the way to our church. Its name: All Souls Parrish.

2011-02-13, 16:54	#6
jasonp Tribal Bullet Oct 2004 2·3·19·31 Posts	There is a town a short drive away in a 'dry county', i.e. where alcohol is not sold. I remember seeing a sign in front of one of the local churches that said (I swear, to reprise Dave Barry, that I am not making this up): "The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver" This to me is an incitement to cannibalism. Though I admit mine may be the minority opinion.