Corrupt amuse-bouche! - Page 13

jinydu · 2013-02-15, 05:04

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Originally Posted by kladner

Wish granted. The elves also fixed things so that nothing can be moved, added, or removed. Anything set down for more than a minute magically vanishes to maintain the tasteful neatness. In desperation you move out and give the place to Architectural Digest.

I wish tasty ethanol preparations such as single malt scotch had no effects beyond a pleasant 2-3 hour buzz which politely fades out.

Wish granted. In order to ensure that ethanol preparations have no effect at all after the 2-3 hour buzz, including social effects and property damage caused by acting foolishly, you lock yourself alone in an otherwise empty room with an indestructible door on a 3 hour timer every time you're about to consume ethanol.

I wish that at midnight local time each day I was given the option, but not the obligation, to go back in time 24 hours and relive the day, with I alone and no one else retaining memories and records of that day's previous iterations. You know, so I never again have to fear deadlines.

Uncwilly · 2013-02-15, 06:08

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Originally Posted by jinydu

I wish that at midnight local time each day I was given the option, but not the obligation, to go back in time 24 hours and relive the day, with I alone and no one else retaining memories and records of that day's previous iterations. You know, so I never again have to fear deadlines.

Wish granted! You exercise this right 7 times in a row and wind up staying awake for a week straight. You collapse and die.

I wish I had a farm of 50 GPU's that are powered a solar system (with enough batteries to hold through the longest expected lulls in sun) owned all free and clear (no further costs or taxes). And a suitable internet connection to keep it fed with exponents.

LaurV · 2013-02-15, 12:29

Wish granted, you get from the internet (and do the work for) 50 composite exponents every day... you will get bored soon, and I wish you give me your computer farm when that happens :P

jinydu · 2013-02-15, 21:43

Wish granted. Unfortunately, out of frustration at being unable to find a prime, Uncwilly sabotages his farm, leaving you just a twisted heap of broken plastic and metal.

I wish to be Zeus.

ixfd64 · 2013-02-15, 21:51

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Originally Posted by jinydu

I wish to be Zeus.

Wish granted. You become the Zeus in God of War II.

I wish Intel and Microsoft had more love for DC enthusiasts.

jinydu · 2013-02-15, 22:06

(Could have been worse. You could have said God of War III. Besides, I think I could have handled that fight more intelligently.)

Wish granted. Intel's and Microsoft's CEOs show up to the next DC convention, are seized by uncontrollable lust, strip down naked, and

. The few survivors are so traumatized, they jump off the nearest bridge.

I wish the following sentence were true: This sentence is false.

c10ck3r · 2013-02-15, 22:21

Wish granted. The word false has evolved to mean "short", which also screws up the term "false-positive".

I wish that I was fluent in every language and dialect.
Sidenote: I'm attempting (in my genealogical research) to determine whether I am related to Richard Stallman on grandfather's side.

only_human · 2013-02-16, 00:27

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Originally Posted by c10ck3r

I wish that I was fluent in every language and dialect.
Sidenote: I'm attempting (in my genealogical research) to determine whether I am related to Richard Stallman on grandfather's side.

Wish granted. A scorching sinus infection causes you to have a fluent discharge from the nose that is exacerbated by the mechanical motions of speaking regardless of language or dialect.

I wish governing was more efficient.
(what could possibly go wrong?)

Uncwilly · 2013-02-20, 02:06

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Originally Posted by only_human

I wish governing was more efficient.

A more efficient form of government is created. Big Brother's dictates are highly efficient. However you wind up in the memoryhole.

I wish that Åke Tilander finds a non-trivial factor of MM127 within the next month and that it becomes known to the world.

ixfd64 · 2013-02-22, 07:00

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

I wish that Åke Tilander finds a non-trivial factor of MM127 within the next month and that it becomes known to the world.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, a cult that vehemently believes that MM127 is prime starts causing chaos throughout the world.

I wish thermal cameras weren't ridiculously expensive.

ET_ · 2013-02-22, 07:29

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

I wish that Åke Tilander finds a non-trivial factor of MM127 within the next month and that it becomes known to the world.

Wish granted.

I wish I had a new Titan GPU... and the skill to write better programs on it.

Luigi

2013-02-15, 21:43	#136
jinydu Dec 2003 Hopefully Near M48 6DE₁₆ Posts	Wish granted. Unfortunately, out of frustration at being unable to find a prime, Uncwilly sabotages his farm, leaving you just a twisted heap of broken plastic and metal. I wish to be Zeus. Last fiddled with by jinydu on 2013-02-15 at 21:43

2013-02-15, 22:06	#138
jinydu Dec 2003 Hopefully Near M48 2×3×293 Posts	(Could have been worse. You could have said God of War III. Besides, I think I could have handled that fight more intelligently.) Wish granted. Intel's and Microsoft's CEOs show up to the next DC convention, are seized by uncontrollable lust, strip down naked, and . The few survivors are so traumatized, they jump off the nearest bridge. I wish the following sentence were true: This sentence is false. Last fiddled with by jinydu on 2013-02-15 at 22:08

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2013-02-15, 12:29	#135
LaurV Romulan Interpreter Jun 2011 Thailand 2⁴·3·193 Posts	Wish granted, you get from the internet (and do the work for) 50 composite exponents every day... you will get bored soon, and I wish you give me your computer farm when that happens :P

2013-02-15, 22:21	#139
c10ck3r Aug 2010 Kansas 547 Posts	Wish granted. The word false has evolved to mean "short", which also screws up the term "false-positive". I wish that I was fluent in every language and dialect. Sidenote: I'm attempting (in my genealogical research) to determine whether I am related to Richard Stallman on grandfather's side.