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Old 2021-07-30, 06:21   #1123
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It's a JOKES thread.
Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.
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Old 2021-07-30, 06:35   #1124
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What do vegetarian Zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaains!

What's their favorite mode of transportation? Traaaaaaaaaains!
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Old 2021-07-30, 08:41   #1125
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Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.
We need a complaints reference thread!
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Old 2021-07-30, 11:46   #1126
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Can you move faster than dark, in a light room?
Thanks to pitcher Satchel Paige of the Homestead Grays in the Negro Leagues, we have the Cool Papa Bell Legend about Cool Papa Bell being so fast he could turn out the light and get in bed before the room got dark.
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Old 2021-07-30, 11:59   #1127
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Thanks to pitcher Satchel Paige of the Homestead Grays in the Negro Leagues, we have the Cool Papa Bell Legend about Cool Papa Bell being so fast he could turn out the light and get in bed before the room got dark.
That's actually rather easy to accomplish. Simply cover your walls with glow-in-the-dark paint!
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Old 2021-07-30, 14:05   #1128
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That's actually rather easy to accomplish. Simply cover your walls with glow-in-the-dark paint!
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Old 2021-07-30, 15:40   #1129
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Gold, sir.
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Old 2021-07-30, 21:57   #1130
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Want to get nothing done, but /appear/ to?

Form a committee to review why other committees (and their subcommittees) didn't produce as well as yet other committees thought they would...

Sorry... That's not actually a joke. It's just been one of those days...
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Old 2021-07-31, 05:12   #1131
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Want to get nothing done, but /appear/ to?

Form a committee to review why other committees (and their subcommittees) didn't produce as well as yet other committees thought they would...

Sorry... That's not actually a joke. It's just been one of those days...
30 years ago I heard this definition of a committee: A human lifeform with 12 arms, 12 legs, 6 heads but no brains.
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Old 2021-08-01, 10:53   #1132
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Find more info about M52 at <https://archive.org/search.php?query=M52>.
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Old 2021-08-01, 15:59   #1133
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Please don't post complaints in a JOKES thread.
When is a statement of fact not accepted? In a jokes thread.
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