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Old 2015-12-12, 18:01   #551
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Old 2015-12-16, 04:39   #552
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'
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Old 2015-12-16, 16:05   #553
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly......
Aarrgh!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Old 2016-06-22, 10:41   #555
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A silly answer.
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Old 2016-06-22, 19:51   #556
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I have a joke about UDP but I don't know if you'll get it.
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Old 2016-06-22, 20:38   #557
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I once tried to eat a clock, but it was very time-consuming.
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Old 2016-06-22, 21:29   #558
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It hits home when it really happened.

There is a place called Red Bank Tennessee.
There is a bank in Red Bank called the Bank of Red Bank.
There is a nearby community called Long Branch.
So the Bank of Red Bank
opened a branch in Long Branch.
And they called it the Long Branch Branch of the Red Bank Bank.
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Another real example: in the third month of each year, a walk is organized which starts Cambridge and ends in the small town of March to the north.

It is, of course, known as the March March march.
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Unsure whether you want to book a lunch date on Native American land is a:

Reservation reservation reservation
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Old 2016-06-23, 15:31   #561
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why'd the murphy punch the french guy ? because he always called him de murphy male ( demure female)

how do you calm down or enrage a overbearing macphee male ? tell him no matter what he thinks he's the son of two females ( either a phee male and a female, a phee male and an another phee male or two females)
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