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Old 2021-01-09, 05:22   #1079
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Lizards are just four wheel drive snakes.
ARRRGH!
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Old 2021-01-09, 12:12   #1080
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Lizards are just four wheel drive snakes.
Except for those which are not.
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Old 2021-01-11, 06:40   #1081
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Got granted one wish by a genie.
I said I wanted to be happy.
... I'm now living in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs.
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Old 2021-01-11, 07:15   #1082
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Got granted one wish by a genie.
I said I wanted to be happy.
... I'm now living in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs.
There are always consequences: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Bottle
And it may be relevant to current events too.
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Old 2021-01-11, 10:07   #1083
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I knew a guy who told me that the secret of theatre is always to keep them wanting more.

He was a lousy anaesthetist.
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Old 2021-01-14, 17:12   #1084
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Just seen this one:

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I don't wanna go into detail, but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name...
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Just seen this one:
That is low hanging fruit.
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Old 2021-01-14, 18:08   #1086
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That is low hanging fruit.
Is a "crevice cleaner" akin to a "cherry-picker"?

Last fiddled with by xilman on 2021-01-14 at 18:10 Reason: Add " markings.
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Old 2021-01-14, 18:09   #1087
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"Knock knock"

"Race condition"

"Who's there?"
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Old 2021-01-15, 02:12   #1088
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"Knock knock"
"Race condition"
"Who's there?"
Brilliant!
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Old 2021-01-29, 18:26   #1089
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Found on Twitter, though it will probably be appreciated primarily by the US people here:

Johnny Carson routine. The envelope please. *Presses it against forehead* The answer is "Catch-22"

The question?

"What do the Mets do with 100 fly balls?"
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