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Old 2019-03-21, 19:09   #749
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The OS/2 car is still circling the track - no one knows how to stop it or maintain it. All the engineers shudder when thinking about going near.
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Old 2019-03-21, 21:19   #750
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The BSD car finished without crashing but no-one noticed.
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Old 2019-03-21, 21:32   #751
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Most of the cars had important parts with "CP/M" stamped on them.
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Old 2019-05-07, 22:23   #752
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[h/t "lyman alpha blob"]

Two hunters and a statistician go out duck hunting.

They spy their quarry and the first hunter shoots and misses left.

The second hunter shoots and misses right.

The statistician yells “You got it!”
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Old 2019-07-16, 00:08   #753
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While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.
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Old 2019-07-16, 13:59   #754
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Quote:
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While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.
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Old 2019-07-16, 18:03   #755
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Quote:
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While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.
very nice.
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Old 2019-07-16, 18:18   #756
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WHEN CATS ARE SAD

Bartender: What’ll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.
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Old 2019-07-16, 20:12   #757
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I went in for surgery recently.
As part of the hospital's patient choice system, the anesthetist offered my 2 different options to put me under.
1) Gas
2) A boat paddle upside the head.

It was an ether/oar situation.
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Old 2019-07-16, 20:13   #758
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Aaarrgh!
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Old 2019-07-16, 20:32   #759
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Why don't cats play poker?

Too make cheetahs!
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