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Old 2011-12-25, 17:50   #1
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Default A Christmas joke: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
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Old 2011-12-26, 20:06   #2
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Haw, haw, haw.

Q: Why did St. Nick need a new scratching post for Christmas?

swalc atnaS sih pu neprahs dluoc eh oS :A
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Old 2011-12-26, 20:10   #3
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down the chimney.
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Old 2011-12-26, 21:33   #4
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
I have a bad joke like this but I doubt I'm allowed to post it.
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Old 2011-12-26, 23:45   #5
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I have a bad joke like this but I doubt I'm allowed to post it.
Worse than Paul's??
If not, you shouldn't feel inhibited.
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Old 2011-12-26, 23:54   #6
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Bros before "Ho Ho Ho"
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Old 2011-12-26, 23:55   #7
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Worse than Paul's??
If not, you shouldn't feel inhibited.
I don't even get Paul's to be honest, but mine might be as bad, but I guess you want it:

How do we know Santa Claus is a pimp ?

because he's always calling for a ho
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Old 2011-12-27, 18:07   #8
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All this St.-Nick-directed irreverence simply sleighs me, it really does.
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Old 2011-12-27, 18:15   #9
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All this St.-Nick-directed irreverence simply sleighs me, it really does.
Oy.

OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?
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OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?


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Old 2011-12-27, 19:06   #11
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Oy.

OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?
Can, but won't.
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