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2010-12-15, 16:46
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"Chris"
Feb 2005
England
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Official 'Let's move the hyphen!' thread.
We sometimes get catalogues through the door advertising all sorts of rubbish. But the winter evenings can seem shorter by moving or adding hyphens.
Hours of fun for all the family! Magnetic-knee brace. (Stops my legs sticking to fridges. You get the point.) Solar-powered-garden lights. Non-slip-ice carpet. Easi-adjust-waist extensions. 2-way-shoe stretcher. Waterproof-motion sensor-light. Fleecy-wolf cape. Self-warming-thermal-pet cushion. Automatic-needle threader. Professional-callous remover. Large-talking watch. Bionic-ear amplifier. Giant-toenail clippers. Effortless-lid opener. Gel-toe pads. 5-in-1 kitchen-grater. 4-way-knee support. Titanium-knee brace. Fleecy-armchair covers. Yes I'm bored. |
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2010-12-15, 16:57
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"Forget I exist"
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2010-12-15, 17:03
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"Chris"
Feb 2005
England
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Thick-baby wipes.
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2010-12-15, 17:05
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Nov 2008
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@flat :
please, teach us your language (so) we "small / small / puppy" ... often do not understand it : per favore, insegnaci il tuo linguaggio ( senso ) noi " piccoli/piccole/cuccioli " ... spesso non ti capiamo en ? please, teach your own language (so) we "small / small / puppy" ... often do not understand you Last fiddled with by cmd on 2010-12-15 at 17:09 Reason: or more precisely |
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2010-12-15, 17:09
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Feb 2005
England
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Insert into sentence to make it funny. Quote:
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2010-12-15, 17:12
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"(^r'°:.:)^n;e'e"
Nov 2008
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thanks now clearer ...
can you go? |
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2010-12-15, 17:14
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"Chris"
Feb 2005
England
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Vorrei imparare l'italiano. Forse un giorno.  (I would like to learn Italian. Maybe one day.) Ho questo per il francese. E 'molto buona. (I have this for French. It is very good.) http://www.michelthomas.co.uk/italian.htm Last fiddled with by Flatlander on 2010-12-15 at 17:24 |
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2010-12-15, 17:22
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2010-12-15, 17:25
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2010-12-15, 18:18
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"Forget I exist"
Jul 2009
Dumbassville
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Electric-Pencil sharpener ( watch out lol)
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2010-12-15, 19:22
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"Chris"
Feb 2005
England
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Just remembered this from an old catalogue,
Jumbo-magnifier. Oh, how we tittered. |
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