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Old 2012-11-13, 22:04   #1
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Default Corrupt amuse-bouche!

Many of you probably know this forum game
etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc

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I wish for a trillion dollars
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Old 2012-11-13, 22:08   #2
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Many of you probably know this forum game
etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc

...

I wish for a trillion dollars
Wish granted. You'll get though pre-revolution rubels.

I wish I had a blade-server.
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Old 2012-11-13, 22:25   #3
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I wish I had a blade-server.
Wish granted, it serves razor blades.

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.

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Old 2012-11-13, 22:55   #4
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Wish granted, it serves razor blades.

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.
Wish granted! however, you didn't precisely control where it went... And the rest is history

I wish I had dozens of high end gpu's...
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Old 2012-11-13, 22:58   #5
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The gpu's arrive as planned. Unfortunately, the liquid cooling system isn't completely sealed, and the GPUs have to be repurposed as saw blades.

I wish I had an Erdos number...

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Old 2012-11-13, 23:18   #6
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I wish I had an Erdos number...
Your number is 17, you were a 'collaborator' that was more of a test subject in a test of inter-species communication, you were the chimp.


I wish that I discover the next Mersenne Prime.
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Old 2012-11-13, 23:23   #7
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Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132

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Old 2012-11-14, 01:09   #8
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Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132
Wish granted, however pokemon decided to eat you.

I wish for some candy!
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Old 2012-11-14, 02:19   #9
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I wish for some candy!
Wish granted, you get a Payday, turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.



[SUP][SUP][COLOR="White"]
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Old 2012-11-14, 02:28   #10
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Wish granted, you get a Payday, turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.



[SUP][SUP][COLOR=White]
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wCoPW-s5g[/URL][/COLOR]
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Wish granted. However unfortunately, someone decided to assassinate you, and another ruler had to be put up

I wish I my computer could do what I wanted it to do instantly, by my requests without the need of coding

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Old 2012-11-14, 02:30   #11
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Wish granted, but the inability to be voted out of office doesn't make you immune to assassinations.

I wish I had a quantum computer.
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