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2012-09-19, 05:41
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Basketry That Evening!
"Bunslow the Bold"
Jun 2011
40<A<43 -89<O<-88
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Favorite worst jokes
http://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
...the joke's at the end. (Please move this to any other relevant thread, should one exist.) |
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2012-09-19, 10:10
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"Jeff"
Feb 2012
St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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(in honor of today)
Why don't pirates like Dolly Parton? because she's curvy |
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2012-09-24, 01:54
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"Jason Goatcher"
Mar 2005
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Not a joke, really, it's true, but I didn't want to start a new thread. Anyway...
I had a dream last night that I was about to marry a girl, but I couldn't remember her name. I'm horrible at remembering names. I'm actually better at remembering things like their occupation and the general personality of the person than I am at remembering names. I think it has to do with how my brain processes information. I tend to remember things symbolically, but how do you symbolically represent a name like Beth? |
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2012-09-24, 06:28
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"Serge"
Mar 2008
Phi(4,2^7658614+1)/2
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2012-09-24, 23:42
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Basketry That Evening!
"Bunslow the Bold"
Jun 2011
40<A<43 -89<O<-88
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http://notalwaysworking.com/dont-mak...rational/26607
I might've made the first joke, but I definitely would not have thought of the second... |
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2012-10-10, 07:35
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Basketry That Evening!
"Bunslow the Bold"
Jun 2011
40<A<43 -89<O<-88
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This is "worst" in the disturbing sense:
What's the most racist number? 3/5ths This may or may not be understood by those unfamiliar with American history |
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2012-10-10, 07:46
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Bamboozled!
"๐บ๐๐ท๐ท๐ญ"
May 2003
Down not across
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Two gross |
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2012-10-13, 07:40
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"Jason Goatcher"
Mar 2005
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2012-10-13, 09:53
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"Carlos Pinho"
Oct 2011
Milton Keynes, UK
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Don Blazys is not a Crank.
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2012-10-13, 17:28
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Basketry That Evening!
"Bunslow the Bold"
Jun 2011
40<A<43 -89<O<-88
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2012-10-15, 02:12
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"Jason Goatcher"
Mar 2005
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Here's one. Not a favorite, necessarily, but very nerdy, and very bad. There's an online browser game, I forget the name, where you lead armies to fight other armies. So basically it's a fight to the death game. I noticed that it kept talking about your forces doing this, and your forces doing that, so... I signed up and named my player Van Der Waals(sp?) |
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