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Old 2008-11-30, 19:19   #1
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Talking Christmas Jokes Thread

Christmas is fast approaching, so I decided to have a jokes thread specially dedicated to Christmas-related jokes.

Good idea or bad idea?

Mods: If "good idea" becomes the prevailing opinion, would you be kind enough as to delete non-Christmas related jokes and close this thread from 6th Jan onwards?

I know someone is going to mention that for the Eastern Orthodox Church, Christmas is on 6th January, but frankly I don't want to worry about that.

To start with a classic:

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe!
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Old 2008-11-30, 21:35   #2
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I've used this as a sig in the past. It led to a rather nasty e-mail from a born again Christian.

"But God really exists" said the old man and my faith was restored for I knew that Santa would never lie.
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Old 2008-11-30, 21:35   #3
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Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down a chimney.
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So is this thread a success?
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Old 2008-12-01, 20:33   #5
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Curry's paradox: If this sentence is true, Santa exists.
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Quote:
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So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Apparently this is sometimes regarded as sexist
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Old 2008-12-02, 12:50   #7
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Apparently this is sometimes regarded as sexist:surprised
What sexism is there in that? (The smilie change was deliberate.)
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Old 2008-12-02, 14:16   #8
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Hoe having become a derogatory term for a woman in some circles.
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That was completely unintended. The word "hoe" is meant to have its usual meaning.
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Old 2008-12-04, 01:18   #10
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Hoe having become a derogatory term for a woman in some circles.
The preferred spelling for the derogatory term is just "ho", so technically Santa would be the sexist one.
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Old 2008-12-04, 10:12   #11
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Santa is sexist - he never lets his wife do his job.

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