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Old 2015-11-29, 12:57   #1
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A question and an answer, but you answered the next person's question.

Q: .....
A: A terrible Thanksgiving

Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show 7:02
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Old 2015-11-29, 12:58   #2
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Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds
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Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds
Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...
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Old 2015-11-29, 13:06   #4
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Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
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Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.
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Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
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Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.
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Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.
Q: What was a first attempt to boil rice?
A: A big pick-em-up.
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Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.
Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.
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Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.
Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.
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Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.
Q: What does "fugly" mean after seven beers?
A: 1000 Clowns
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A: 1000 Clowns
Q: How many fit in a bus?
A: Just another game show.
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One of my favorite Carnac lines:

A: Siss-boom-bah

Q. What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?

Edit:

I misremembered that. You can find a list of Carnac quotes here.
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