Corrupt amuse-bouche!

kracker · 2012-11-13, 22:04

Many of you probably know this forum game

etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc

...

I wish for a trillion dollars

aketilander · 2012-11-13, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by kracker

Many of you probably know this forum game

etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc

...

I wish for a trillion dollars

Wish granted. You'll get though pre-revolution rubels.

I wish I had a blade-server.

Uncwilly · 2012-11-13, 22:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by aketilander

I wish I had a blade-server.

Wish granted, it serves razor blades.

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.

kracker · 2012-11-13, 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Wish granted, it serves razor blades.

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.

Wish granted! however, you didn't precisely control where it went... And the rest is history

I wish I had dozens of high end gpu's...

c10ck3r · 2012-11-13, 22:58

The gpu's arrive as planned. Unfortunately, the liquid cooling system isn't completely sealed, and the GPUs have to be repurposed as saw blades.

I wish I had an Erdos number...

Uncwilly · 2012-11-13, 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by c10ck3r

I wish I had an Erdos number...

Your number is 17, you were a 'collaborator' that was more of a test subject in a test of inter-species communication, you were the chimp.

I wish that I discover the next Mersenne Prime.

firejuggler · 2012-11-13, 23:23

Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132

kracker · 2012-11-14, 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by firejuggler

Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132

Wish granted, however pokemon decided to eat you.

I wish for some candy!

Uncwilly · 2012-11-14, 02:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by kracker

I wish for some candy!

Wish granted, you get a Payday, turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.

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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wCoPW-s5g[/url][/COLOR]}[/SUP][/SUP]

kracker · 2012-11-14, 02:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Wish granted, you get a Payday, turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.

^{[SUP][SUP][COLOR=White]

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wCoPW-s5g[/URL][/COLOR]}[/SUP][/SUP]

Wish granted. However unfortunately, someone decided to assassinate you, and another ruler had to be put up

I wish I my computer could do what I wanted it to do instantly, by my requests without the need of coding

ixfd64 · 2012-11-14, 02:30

Wish granted, but the inability to be voted out of office doesn't make you immune to assassinations.

I wish I had a quantum computer.

2012-11-13, 22:04	#1
kracker "Mr. Meeseeks" Jan 2012 California, USA 37×59 Posts	Corrupt amuse-bouche! Many of you probably know this forum game etc Person1: I wish I could fly! Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless! I wish I had a chocolate bar... Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao. etc etc ... I wish for a trillion dollars

2012-11-13, 22:58	#5
c10ck3r Aug 2010 Kansas 547 Posts	The gpu's arrive as planned. Unfortunately, the liquid cooling system isn't completely sealed, and the GPUs have to be repurposed as saw blades. I wish I had an Erdos number... Last fiddled with by c10ck3r on 2012-11-13 at 23:01 Reason: I got kracker-jacked

2012-11-13, 23:23	#7
firejuggler "Vincent" Apr 2010 Over the rainbow 2912₁₀ Posts	Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you. I Wish pokemon were real. http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132 Last fiddled with by firejuggler on 2012-11-13 at 23:26

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