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Sep 2002
República de California
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Spotted on the web:
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “What are you doing in here?” The rabbit replies “Autocorrect.” |
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2022-06-26, 21:08
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2022-07-04, 16:57
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Undefined
"The unspeakable one"
Jun 2006
My evil lair
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1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 20 cards = 2 decacards 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 10 millipedes = 1 centipede 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 2 monograms = 1 diagram 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 2 wharves = 1 paradox Last fiddled with by ewmayer on 2022-07-04 at 23:13 Reason: 1 paramedic = 2 medics; 20 cents == 1 paradigm |
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2022-07-05, 03:02
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"6800 descendent"
Feb 2005
Colorado
739 Posts |
Wouldn't a trillion microphones be a teraphone?
EDIT: Nevermind. I get it now -- a trillion micros. Like the thread title says: Dumb Jokes Thread. Sometimes it isn't the joke that's dumb, it's the reader... Last fiddled with by PhilF on 2022-07-05 at 03:08 |
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2022-07-05, 03:09
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Feb 2017
Nowhere
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Would a polygon with 1012 sides be a teragon?
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2022-07-05, 04:17
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Vallejo, CA/.
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2022-07-05, 08:22
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Bamboozled!
"𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭"
May 2003
Down not across
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Reminds me of the unit of intelligence.
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2022-07-05, 13:58
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Jul 2003
Behind BB
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2022-07-05, 14:08
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Bamboozled!
"𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭"
May 2003
Down not across
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Anyway the unit of intelligence is the "tary", defined as the intelligence of an average person. Einstein was in the kilotary class. A unit in common use is the millitary. Last fiddled with by xilman on 2022-07-05 at 14:08 |
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2022-07-05, 17:41
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"TF79LL86GIMPS96gpu17"
Mar 2017
US midwest
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A kilotary would be a force to reckon with. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tary
Could probably easily destroy Tary. https://www.definitions.net/definition/tary |
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2022-08-22, 05:07
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"The unspeakable one"
Jun 2006
My evil lair
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I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.
Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next day delivery? My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family. I hate funerals. I'm not a mourning person. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery. Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate. I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days. |
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