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2021-06-23, 20:20
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Bamboozled!
"𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷ð’€"
May 2003
Down not across
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2021-06-23, 20:43
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If I May
"Chris Halsall"
Sep 2002
Barbados
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Not appropriate for work (or, even, many homes), but his "How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus" is fall-out-of-chair funny! |
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2021-06-23, 21:33
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Nowhere
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The comedian Ernie Kovacs never paid his income taxes. After his death in a traffic accident in 1962, the IRS sought payment from his widow, comedienne and singer Edie Adams. The story goes that it was to raise money to pay off Ernie Kovacs' tax debt that she did Muriel Cigar commercials. Perhaps there will be enough money in McAfee's estate to pay off his tax debt. |
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2021-06-30, 19:56
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Bamboozled!
"𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷ð’€"
May 2003
Down not across
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Donald Rumsfeld
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2021-06-30, 20:51
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Vallejo, CA/.
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"You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time." |
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2021-06-30, 21:47
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"Marv"
May 2009
near the Tannhäuser Gate
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"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones" It sounds like something from Abbot & Costello's "Who's on first" What ever happened to those weapons of mass destruction, Donald? Were they known unknowns or unknown unknowns? Last fiddled with by tServo on 2021-06-30 at 21:50 |
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2021-06-30, 22:21
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Sep 2002
Oeiras, Portugal
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I´m afraid their non existence was a known known, but the show had to go on...
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2021-06-30, 23:10
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Nowhere
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-- Widely attributed to Mark Twain, though there is no evidence he ever said or wrote it. It is to be found in an encyclopedia of humor written by Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw) in 1874. Last fiddled with by Dr Sardonicus on 2021-06-30 at 23:10 Reason: xinfig optsy |
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2021-07-01, 03:29
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Mar 2017
US midwest
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What I find interesting by its omission is the fourth quadrant of known/unknown; things we've known for so long we don't even realize it. Like a fish may know water all its life, but not know he knows, for lack of experience of not-water. Until he takes the bait and gets airborne. Last fiddled with by kriesel on 2021-07-01 at 03:31 |
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2021-07-01, 08:20
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Thailand
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2021-07-01, 14:32
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"Tilman Neumann"
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Germany
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Last fiddled with by Till on 2021-07-01 at 14:33 Reason: no need for a link |
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