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"Kieren"
Jul 2011
In My Own Galaxy!
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2021-01-09, 12:12
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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2021-01-11, 06:40
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"/X\(β-β)/X\"
Jan 2013
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Got granted one wish by a genie.
I said I wanted to be happy. ... I'm now living in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs. |
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2021-01-11, 07:15
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Aug 2003
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And it may be relevant to current events too. |
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2021-01-11, 10:07
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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I knew a guy who told me that the secret of theatre is always to keep them wanting more.
He was a lousy anaesthetist. |
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2021-01-14, 17:12
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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Just seen this one:
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2021-01-14, 17:16
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Aug 2003
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2021-01-14, 18:08
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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Last fiddled with by xilman on 2021-01-14 at 18:10 Reason: Add " markings. |
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2021-01-14, 18:09
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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"Knock knock"
"Race condition" "Who's there?" |
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2021-01-15, 02:12
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Jun 2011
Thailand
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 Brilliant!
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2021-01-29, 18:26
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Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
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Found on Twitter, though it will probably be appreciated primarily by the US people here:
Johnny Carson routine. The envelope please. *Presses it against forehead* The answer is "Catch-22" The question? "What do the Mets do with 100 fly balls?" |
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