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Batalov · 2014-07-27, 01:10

Aretha Franklin Slams Johnny Rockets Server

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This reminds me of a CV of one job applicant who wrote in job experience section that he had held a certain job that required multi-tasking, time management, and parallelism. You guessed it - yes, he was a server at a <<insert a chain restaurant brand here>>.

ewmayer · 2015-03-26, 06:07

We've all heard about militarized policing and cops shooting folks for not instantly teleporting themselves into the nearest jail cell, but it seems there may also be a national epidemic of cops shooting people who are already dead but still (allegedly) driving around in cars, as illustrated by this pair of Reuters articles:

San Francisco police shoot dead woman who drove car at officers

Atlanta-area police shoot dead wanted man driving Maserati

Maybe it's some kind of "Weekend at Bernie's" revival thing going on.

kladner · 2015-03-26, 06:32

Whatever the cops say must be true, no? There are many crazies out there who shoot at cops with a gun which is in the glove compartment, or otherwise out of reach. Those deadly waistbands, though......who knows what they have tucked in there?

ewmayer · 2015-09-28, 06:34

Utilities seek to charge solar system owners more for connection to grid | LA Times

I was unaware the solar system now has been staked out via an official real estate claim. Yowzers.

MattcAnderson · 2020-11-01, 14:50

Hi all, get a load of this -

Texas Voters Line Up To Shoot Ballots At Local Election Range

see theonion.com

If you know about The Onion, every article in it is basically a lie. It is a comedy news source.

Cheers,

Matt

Uncwilly · 2020-11-01, 14:58

The Onion is satire.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambrose

SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness. In this country satire never had more than a sickly and uncertain existence, for the soul of it is wit, wherein we are dolefully deficient, the humor that we mistake for it, like all humor, being tolerant and sympathetic. Moreover, although Americans are "endowed by their Creator" with abundant vice and folly, it is not generally known that these are reprehensible qualities, wherefore the satirist is popularly regarded as a sour-spirited knave, and his every victim's outcry for codefendants evokes a national assent.

kriesel · 2020-11-01, 15:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by ewmayer

I was unaware the solar system now has been staked out via an official real estate claim. Yowzers.

Yes, and I note everyone's rent is way overdue.

mathwiz · 2020-11-01, 17:41

A Texas woman died on a plane of Covid-19 in July.

We're making planes out of Covid-19 now??

xilman · 2020-11-01, 20:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mathwiz

A Texas woman died on a plane of Covid-19 in July.

We're making planes out of Covid-19 now??

LaurV · 2020-11-18, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by ewmayer

LA Times

Your link just made me add latimes.com to leechblock blacklist - no content, 99.9999% ads and clickbaits. Time wasters.

Dr Sardonicus · 2020-11-18, 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaurV

Your link just made me add latimes.com to leechblock blacklist - no content, 99.9999% ads and clickbaits. Time wasters.

The fact that that particular link is five years old might have something to do with it...

2020-11-01, 17:41	#96
mathwiz Mar 2019 2·89 Posts	A Texas woman died on a plane of Covid-19 in July. We're making planes out of Covid-19 now?? Last fiddled with by Uncwilly on 2020-11-01 at 19:21 Reason: Removed referral garbage on end of URL

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Batalov "Serge" Mar 2008 Phi(4,2^7658614+1)/2 22405₈ Posts	Aretha Franklin Slams Johnny Rockets Server _____ This reminds me of a CV of one job applicant who wrote in job experience section that he had held a certain job that required multi-tasking, time management, and parallelism. You guessed it - yes, he was a server at a <<insert a chain restaurant brand here>>.

2015-03-26, 06:07	#90
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 103·113 Posts	We've all heard about militarized policing and cops shooting folks for not instantly teleporting themselves into the nearest jail cell, but it seems there may also be a national epidemic of cops shooting people who are already dead but still (allegedly) driving around in cars, as illustrated by this pair of Reuters articles: San Francisco police shoot dead woman who drove car at officers Atlanta-area police shoot dead wanted man driving Maserati Maybe it's some kind of "Weekend at Bernie's" revival thing going on.

2015-03-26, 06:32	#91
kladner "Kieren" Jul 2011 In My Own Galaxy! 10011110101110₂ Posts	Whatever the cops say must be true, no? There are many crazies out there who shoot at cops with a gun which is in the glove compartment, or otherwise out of reach. Those deadly waistbands, though......who knows what they have tucked in there?

2015-09-28, 06:34	#92
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 103·113 Posts	Utilities seek to charge solar system owners more for connection to grid \| LA Times I was unaware the solar system now has been staked out via an official real estate claim. Yowzers.

2020-11-01, 14:50	#93
MattcAnderson "Matthew Anderson" Dec 2010 Oregon, USA 2⁵×5² Posts	Hi all, get a load of this - Texas Voters Line Up To Shoot Ballots At Local Election Range see theonion.com If you know about The Onion, every article in it is basically a lie. It is a comedy news source. Cheers, Matt