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Old 2020-08-17, 03:38   #1
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Default The Chris Halsall memorial "boner-popping reminiscences" thread. [*** Visitors must be 18 ***]

[Moderator note: I suppose it was inevitable that this forum would eventually acquire a thread analogous to the (in)famous one in Penthouse magazine, in which (real and fake) readers share (real and fake) reminiscences of memorable (real and fake) trysts of yore. In this case the current thread was split off from a math-related one. Note that the title is not intended to be gender-restrictive ... in US colloquial speech I have actually heard members of the younger set use the phrase "X has a boner for Y" as a non-gender-of-X-specific euphemism for physical attraction, much as e.g. "you guys" long ago stopped being a male-specific speech reference. We at present have resorted to an 'adults only' thread-title warning, but are working to try to make this actually enforceable by the forum software, perhaps based on user ages as submitted at time of forum registration.]

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One of my passwords for an online service is >30 characters all alpha and very easy to remember.
True story: A lover and I were laying in bed, about to have sex.

For some strange reason, I had to log into my email beforehand, using a Blackberry. I spent about twenty (20#) seconds doing so.

"That's your password!?!?!?" she asked.

"No, that's my passphrase.

(The subsequent sex was HOT!!! )

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Old 2020-08-17, 04:22   #2
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"No, that's my passphrase.

(The subsequent sex was HOT!!! )
That was/is your passphrase? And it took you twenty seconds to type that? I guess those three exclamation marks and the brackets are difficult to type on the small keyboards.

BTW: How did you type that emoji into the blackberry?
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Old 2020-08-17, 04:33   #3
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BTW: How did you type that emoji into the blackberry?
Hey, that trick got me a HJ before the V.

Have we gone too far? Humor can be very subjective...
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