Dumb (Jokes) Thread - Page 54

xilman · 2016-09-28, 18:16

I'm waiting for the equinoctial gales to start ...

LaurV · 2016-10-17, 05:22

This joke seems suitable for few people here around...

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".

The waiter says, "Whoa, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position. Me come in, me drink coffee, shoot off some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, then disappear for rest of day."

kladner · 2016-10-17, 05:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by xilman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37341801

It's a dumb joke, Jim, but not as we know it.

(Actually, I found it rather funny but I've a black sense of humour.)

Charlie is what Charlie is. I understand the humor, but it is black. Even I had trouble assimilating some of the examples of the magazine which were bouncing around after the attack, and I am no stranger to gallows humor.

kladner · 2016-10-17, 05:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaurV

.....

A bit racially stereotypical, but in its crude way it is kinda funny. The setup is a bit strained, let me say.

EDIT: Me Asperger Syndrome. Take stuff too literally.

only_human · 2016-10-17, 06:40

Spotted on Google+ painted on a doctor's door

Psycho
the
rapist

"It's one word George, psychotherapist"

Which calls to mind sex the-rapist and the-rapy couch. And if you close your eyes, relax and lean back for some free association - biggest lie about billable hours, ever.

LaurV · 2016-10-17, 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by only_human

Psycho
the
rapist

That is a 40 years old Benny Hill joke.

ixfd64 · 2016-11-11, 17:57

Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.

xilman · 2016-11-11, 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixfd64

Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.

Why are fundamental Christians rejoicing? They're hoping it's the last Trump.

LaurV · 2016-11-12, 02:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixfd64

Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.

Yeah, a new global order will be in place now, with the new American president.
You can find more about global order at http://global.cainiao.com

(Ha! Made you click!)

retina · 2016-12-15, 14:36

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president [George W. Bush] his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'

His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'

axn · 2016-12-19, 16:36

http://en.webfail.com/83fda3810b2

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2016-09-28, 18:16	#584
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 2²×5×7²×11 Posts	I'm waiting for the equinoctial gales to start ...

2016-10-17, 05:22	#585
LaurV Romulan Interpreter Jun 2011 Thailand 7²×197 Posts	This joke seems suitable for few people here around... A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Whoa, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position. Me come in, me drink coffee, shoot off some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, then disappear for rest of day."

2016-10-17, 06:40	#588
only_human "Gang aft agley" Sep 2002 2·1,877 Posts	Spotted on Google+ painted on a doctor's door Psycho the rapist "It's one word George, psychotherapist" Which calls to mind sex the-rapist and the-rapy couch. And if you close your eyes, relax and lean back for some free association - biggest lie about billable hours, ever.

2016-11-11, 17:57	#590
ixfd64 Bemusing Prompter "Danny" Dec 2002 California 95B₁₆ Posts	Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.

2016-12-15, 14:36	#593
retina Undefined "The unspeakable one" Jun 2006 My evil lair 1100001010000₂ Posts	Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president [George W. Bush] his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!' His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'

2016-12-19, 16:36	#594
axn Jun 2003 5082₁₀ Posts	http://en.webfail.com/83fda3810b2