Dumb (Jokes) Thread - Page 52

only_human · 2016-06-24, 09:55

You matter... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you energy.

jasong · 2016-06-29, 23:00

Brexit, the industrial cleaner for when you want stuff to just leave and not come back.

(Using Brexit may be harmful to technology)

jasong · 2016-07-11, 17:16

Good reason for you guys to be nice to me. (see if you can figure out why this belongs in the dumb jokes thread)

http://phys.org/news/2016-07-goats-s...ogs-title.html

only_human · 2016-07-11, 23:56

One place I worked was in offline editing of television shows. The industrial equipment had different cueing speeds depending how far away the desired cue point was.

Anyway the dumb joke was that the highest speed distant cue was called a "far cue."

kladner · 2016-07-12, 01:06

What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work!

jasong · 2016-07-14, 14:48

For the Brits.

jasong · 2016-07-26, 13:24

If I look up people named Gocher on Facebook and suggest they try some t and a, is that offensive?

jasong · 2016-07-26, 13:30

For the Brits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI

And maybe Americans too. Only truly funny if you're into British culture now, and 90s American culture. Although I guess they could have American reruns over there.

jasong · 2016-08-09, 23:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15NL9n6HJTs

GennyB, pro gamer. You wish you had skills like him. Not gaming skills, no, definitely not that. He has the superhuman ability to be thought of as a moron and simultaneously be respected as a person at the same time.

chappy · 2016-09-06, 15:10

Why do people in France eat only one egg for breakfast? Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.

Dubslow · 2016-09-07, 07:22

In a certain game called Cookie Clicker there is a certain upgrade called "egg" (and the quotes there are literal, the flavor text is "hey, it's "egg""). It grants +9 CPS (the meaning of "CPS" being irrelephant here).

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2016-06-24, 09:55	#562
only_human "Gang aft agley" Sep 2002 3754₁₀ Posts	You matter... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you energy.

2016-06-29, 23:00	#563
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 3·7·167 Posts	Brexit, the industrial cleaner for when you want stuff to just leave and not come back. (Using Brexit may be harmful to technology)

2016-07-11, 17:16	#564
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 3×7×167 Posts	Good reason for you guys to be nice to me. (see if you can figure out why this belongs in the dumb jokes thread) http://phys.org/news/2016-07-goats-s...ogs-title.html

2016-07-11, 23:56	#565
only_human "Gang aft agley" Sep 2002 7252₈ Posts	One place I worked was in offline editing of television shows. The industrial equipment had different cueing speeds depending how far away the desired cue point was. Anyway the dumb joke was that the highest speed distant cue was called a "far cue."

2016-07-12, 01:06	#566
kladner "Kieren" Jul 2011 In My Own Galaxy! 2·3·1,693 Posts	What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!

2016-07-14, 14:48	#567
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 3·7·167 Posts	For the Brits.

2016-07-26, 13:24	#568
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 3×7×167 Posts	If I look up people named Gocher on Facebook and suggest they try some t and a, is that offensive?

2016-07-26, 13:30	#569
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 3·7·167 Posts	For the Brits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI And maybe Americans too. Only truly funny if you're into British culture now, and 90s American culture. Although I guess they could have American reruns over there.

2016-08-09, 23:45	#570
jasong "Jason Goatcher" Mar 2005 110110110011₂ Posts	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15NL9n6HJTs GennyB, pro gamer. You wish you had skills like him. Not gaming skills, no, definitely not that. He has the superhuman ability to be thought of as a moron and simultaneously be respected as a person at the same time.

2016-09-06, 15:10	#571
chappy "Jeff" Feb 2012 St. Louis, Missouri, USA 13·89 Posts	Why do people in France eat only one egg for breakfast? Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.

2016-09-07, 07:22	#572
Dubslow Basketry That Evening! "Bunslow the Bold" Jun 2011 40<A<43 -89<O<-88 3·29·83 Posts	In a certain game called Cookie Clicker there is a certain upgrade called "egg" (and the quotes there are literal, the flavor text is "hey, it's "egg""). It grants +9 CPS (the meaning of "CPS" being irrelephant here).