Dumb (Jokes) Thread - Page 48

chappy · 2014-02-17, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by only_human

Outside of a dog, a book is a lonely man's best friend. Inside of a dog a book is pulp friction.

Pup Fiction?

only_human · 2014-02-18, 01:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by chappy

Pup Fiction?

Dog-eared pages of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted disciple.

Uncwilly · 2014-02-18, 01:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by only_human

Dog-eared documents of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted domestic disciple.

Suggested edits in blue

only_human · 2014-02-18, 02:42

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

Suggested edits in blue

Much nicer.

(One more word... just became)
Desiccated dog-eared documents of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted domestic disciple.

kladner · 2014-02-18, 04:58

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Originally Posted by only_human

Much nicer.

(One more word... just became).....

Six (-1) more words become-
Desiccated donated dog-eared documents ~~denoting~~ detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a dirty devoted diminutive domestic discipline disciple.

Mini-Geek · 2014-02-18, 13:01

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Originally Posted by kladner

domestic discipline disciple.

I don't think the word "discipline" here makes any sense. Is there some obscure meaning or strange grammatical way in which you're using it, or was that a mistake? Edit: "disciplined" could work!

retina · 2014-02-18, 13:20

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Originally Posted by Mini-Geek

I don't think the word "discipline" here makes any sense. Is there some obscure meaning or strange grammatical way in which you're using it, or was that a mistake? Edit: "disciplined" could work!

Heh, so you have never heard the term "S&M"? They would certainly be disciples of discipline.

LaurV · 2014-02-18, 13:25

dumbo... :D

Mini-Geek · 2014-02-18, 14:53

Ah, now I understand the usage. And I've got 3 more.

Desiccated donated dog-eared denim-bound documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a dumb dirty devoted diminutive disciplined domestic discipline disciple.

Or even rearrange to remove all non-d-starting words (not counting the hyphenated ones):

Dumb dirty devoted diminutive disciplined domestic discipline disciples doggedly devour desiccated donated dog-eared denim-bound documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel.

only_human · 2014-03-12, 00:28

(this one made a colleague lie on the ground laughing with his limbs in the air)

me: This work would go a lot faster with a henway.

him: What's a henway?

me: About 3 and a half pounds.

Batalov · 2014-03-12, 01:12

Kid: Dad, is there a word to describe answers that are completely correct but entirely useless under the circumstances?

Dad (who is a mathematician): Yes, yes, there is.

2014-02-18, 14:53	#526
Mini-Geek Account Deleted "Tim Sorbera" Aug 2006 San Antonio, TX USA 10AB₁₆ Posts	Ah, now I understand the usage. And I've got 3 more. Desiccated donated dog-eared denim-bound documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a dumb dirty devoted diminutive disciplined domestic discipline disciple. Or even rearrange to remove all non-d-starting words (not counting the hyphenated ones): Dumb dirty devoted diminutive disciplined domestic discipline disciples doggedly devour desiccated donated dog-eared denim-bound documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel. Last fiddled with by Mini-Geek on 2014-02-18 at 14:56

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